Real Funny real notes?!
Question: Real Funny real notes!?
These are actual excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University Texas Medical Branch @ Galveston!.!.!.
My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P!.E!. today!. Please execute him!.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent!. She was sick and I had her shot!.
Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan!. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33!.
Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday!. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits!. [words were crossed out in the ( )'s]
Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday!. He had diarrhea and his boots leak!.
Please excuse Jimmy for being!. It was his father's fault!.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday!. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday!.
Sally won't be in school a week from Friday!. We have to attend her funeral!.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired!. She spent a weekend with the Marines!.
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday!. He had a cold and could not breed well!.
Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover!.
Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor!.
Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach!. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over!. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever!. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P!.E!. today!. Please execute him!.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent!. She was sick and I had her shot!.
Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan!. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33!.
Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday!. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits!. [words were crossed out in the ( )'s]
Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday!. He had diarrhea and his boots leak!.
Please excuse Jimmy for being!. It was his father's fault!.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday!. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday!.
Sally won't be in school a week from Friday!. We have to attend her funeral!.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired!. She spent a weekend with the Marines!.
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday!. He had a cold and could not breed well!.
Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover!.
Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor!.
Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach!. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over!. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever!. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
good one!.have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL they are SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!
My faves:
Please excuse Lisa for being absent!. She was sick and I had her shot!.
Please excuse Jimmy for being!. It was his father's fault!.
Thanks these were great!!
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YOU DESERVE A STAR!
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My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P!.E!. today!. Please execute him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My faves:
Please excuse Lisa for being absent!. She was sick and I had her shot!.
Please excuse Jimmy for being!. It was his father's fault!.
Thanks these were great!!
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YOU DESERVE A STAR!
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My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P!.E!. today!. Please execute him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Standing ovation
Loveed all of it best bit ''Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday!. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits''!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Loveed all of it best bit ''Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday!. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits''!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Great stuff!
I think everyone was absent on January 33!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think everyone was absent on January 33!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Fantastic so funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was hilairous!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny stuff,Brian!!!! LOL!.!.!. Thanks for the laughs!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!! Wow you have the best jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hehehe! You have such good jokes, thanks that made my day =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
u jknow wat makes it funny!.!.!. that these are actually real lolWww@Enter-QA@Com