How many time have you read this joke.....Talking Dog For Sale...?!
Question: How many time have you read this joke!.!.!.!.!.Talking Dog For Sale!.!.!.!?
A guy is driving a long a country road and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale!."
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard!.
The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there!. "You talk!?" he asks!."
Yep," the Lab replies!.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story!?
"The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young!.
I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA!. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eaves- dropping!.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running!."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down !.
I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in!.
" I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals!.I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired!."
The guy is amazed!. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog!.
"Ten dollars," is the reply!.
The guy says "Ten dollars!? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap!?"
"Because he's a liar", replied the owner!.
"He never did any of that stuff"Www@Enter-QA@Com
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard!.
The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there!. "You talk!?" he asks!."
Yep," the Lab replies!.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story!?
"The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young!.
I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA!. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eaves- dropping!.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running!."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down !.
I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in!.
" I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals!.I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired!."
The guy is amazed!. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog!.
"Ten dollars," is the reply!.
The guy says "Ten dollars!? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap!?"
"Because he's a liar", replied the owner!.
"He never did any of that stuff"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I am HOWLING !! And, no, I never heard the joke before !!
Wondering though, did the Lab live next door to Mister Ed !?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wondering though, did the Lab live next door to Mister Ed !?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
My dog also has a problem, he can't swim, if I throw a stick out into the lake he will run accross the water to fetch it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's funny! I haven't heard that one before!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha nice one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the guy who is selling the dog is a fool though he did not do a thing he still can talk !.!.!.!.!.!.!. nice one !.!.!.!.!.!.this is the first time !.!.!.!. anyway it was funny lol!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good start!.!.
bad endWww@Enter-QA@Com
bad endWww@Enter-QA@Com
good start!.!.
bad end
first timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
bad end
first timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
first timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it, 0/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
not yet read!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
first time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
huh!?
I sort of get it!.!.!.anyway, my first timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
I sort of get it!.!.!.anyway, my first timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
First time hearing it!. But now that I have I'm a little paranoid about my dog now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like it!!Www@Enter-QA@Com