Did the Baptist Cowboy stop drinking?!
Question: Did the Baptist Cowboy stop drinking!?
Baptist Cowboy
A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas ,
walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud!.
He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip
out of each one in turn!. When he finishes them,
he comes back to the bar and orders three more!.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
"You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it!. It
would taste better if you bought one at a time!."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see,
I have two brothers!. One is in Arizona ,
the other is in Colorado !. When we all
left our home in Texas , we promised
that we'd drink this way to remember
the days when we drank together!. So
I'm drinking one beer for each of my
brothers and one for myself!."
The bartender admits that this is a
nice custom, and leaves it there!.
!.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar,
and always drinks the same way!. He orders
three mugs and drinks them in turn!. One day,
he comes in and only orders two mugs!.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent!.
When he comes back to the bar for the
second round, the bartender says,
"I don't want to intrude on your grief,
but I wanted to offer my condolences
on your loss!."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment,
then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs!.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains,
"It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist
Church and I had to quit drinking!."
"Hasn't affected my brothers though!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas ,
walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud!.
He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip
out of each one in turn!. When he finishes them,
he comes back to the bar and orders three more!.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
"You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it!. It
would taste better if you bought one at a time!."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see,
I have two brothers!. One is in Arizona ,
the other is in Colorado !. When we all
left our home in Texas , we promised
that we'd drink this way to remember
the days when we drank together!. So
I'm drinking one beer for each of my
brothers and one for myself!."
The bartender admits that this is a
nice custom, and leaves it there!.
!.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar,
and always drinks the same way!. He orders
three mugs and drinks them in turn!. One day,
he comes in and only orders two mugs!.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent!.
When he comes back to the bar for the
second round, the bartender says,
"I don't want to intrude on your grief,
but I wanted to offer my condolences
on your loss!."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment,
then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs!.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains,
"It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist
Church and I had to quit drinking!."
"Hasn't affected my brothers though!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
This is just too, too cute, never under estimate a Baptist man!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!. that was funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha thats funny!. i would do somethin like thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
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good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
He must be a Southern Baptist!.!.!.!.LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, like that chain smoker jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL!.!.!.GOOD ONE!. i liked it alotWww@Enter-QA@Com
hehe, where I'm from we call him the good Baptist!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com