Sue Companies (joke)?!
Question: Sue Companies (joke)!?
Sue Companies
Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin People to git cancer !?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer!.
"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer!?"
"Sure is, Bubba!."
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered!?"
"Yep!."
"And that football player sued that university when he Gradiated and still couldn't read!?"
"That's right," said the lawyer!."
"But why are you asking!?"
"Well, I was thinkin !.!.!.!. What I want to know is, kin I sue Beer componeys fer all them ugly women I slept with!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin People to git cancer !?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer!.
"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer!?"
"Sure is, Bubba!."
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered!?"
"Yep!."
"And that football player sued that university when he Gradiated and still couldn't read!?"
"That's right," said the lawyer!."
"But why are you asking!?"
"Well, I was thinkin !.!.!.!. What I want to know is, kin I sue Beer componeys fer all them ugly women I slept with!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol lmao RTTTBIPMS (running to the toilet before i piss myself ) i could sue them them for all the the jail i servedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahaha do you have that lawyer's number!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha hilarious!. thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh my gosh that was hilarious!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha gd oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL -- all he has to do is find the RIGHT lawyer!. ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this sure is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Great one man, you might be a redneck if!? lolWww@Enter-QA@Com