The second rooster joke reminded me of this joke!!!?!


Question: The second rooster joke reminded me of this joke!!!!?
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber!. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St!. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph!."

Ralph was stunned!. "I'm dead!? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for!. Send me back!"

St!. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken!."

Ralph was devastated, but begged St!. Peter to send him to a farm near his home!. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground!.

A rooster strolled past!. "So, you're the new hen, huh!? How's your first day here!?'

"Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside!. Like I'm gonna explode!"

"You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "Obviously you've never laid an egg before!? Well, just relax and let it happen!. It's no big deal," said the rooster!.

Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped his first egg!

Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood!. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming!.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout!.!.!.

"Ralph! Wake up!. You're pooping in the bed!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
hey brother that was some funny joke 100 stars for you lolllllllllllllllllllllWww@Enter-QA@Com

ummm, u already posted this one too, so i wasnt as surprised again but i had forgotten about it so it was still funny! thanx for trying!Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHHA!!! This is funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol, saw that punchline coming but great deliverance!.

Thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LO FREAKIN L ILL STAR YAWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol ive heard it before but still hilarious!!! love it ?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Thats great!! hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

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lol
that was funnny!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha
have a star!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

thats great!Www@Enter-QA@Com

had me laughing pretty loud in my office, you sir get a starWww@Enter-QA@Com

lmao lmao lmao!. thats the greatest thing i've ever heard!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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