Have you ever thought about these conundrums?!


Question: Have you ever thought about these conundrums!?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation!?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow!? Only to be troubled and insecure!?

Is there another word for synonym!?

Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"!?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs!?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away!?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"!?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food!?

Why do they report power outages on TV!?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant!?

Is it possible to be totally partial!?

What's another word for thesaurus!?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages!?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk!?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms!? Are they afraid someone will clean them!?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest!?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off!?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound!?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked!?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink!?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers!?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent!?

Why is the word abbreviation so long!?

When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in!?

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Answers:
yeah and If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight!?!?!?

If nothing sticks to teflon, then how do they make teflon stick to the pan!?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear seatbelts!?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery!?

If love is blind, then why is lingere so popular!?

Why is the alphabet in that order!? Is it because of that song!?

If a black box flight recorder is never damaged in a plane
crash, why dont they make the whole plane out of that stuff!?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream!?

If most car accidents occur within 5 kilometers of home, then why doesnt every one just move 5 k's away!?

Why are psychics still working if they all know the winning lottery numbers!?

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your a very complex personality VB
well done i think every one has asked at least one of those questions
and no dem vegans can not have dem animal crackers
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ha ha ha !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

AHAAHAAHAA !.!.!.!.!.!.!.AHAAHAAHAA FUNNIEST RIDDLE EVERWww@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHHHHHHAAAAAA!.!.!. LMAO ROFL LOL! i love this! and i think the same things to!. i was starting to wonder if im just a freak!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sign makers on strike wear T-shirts that they
had made at the local print shop which say:

"ON-STRIKE!"

"UNFAIR !"Www@Enter-QA@Com

awesome
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com

Great! and I'll answer the one about cat food, by saying, If you have ever tasted a mouse, you'll know why!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very nice riddles!. Please make some more!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAH! LOVE IT!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

super corundrums!.!.
did u make em urself!?
very cool!.!.
especially the last one
and the sign makersWww@Enter-QA@Com

talk about bring the mood down hope

Oh well i though they were GreatWww@Enter-QA@Com

Oh my god!!!! I'm not the only one who asks things like that!!! YES!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lmao!.!.too gud buddy!.!.luved it!.!.a star for u!.!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

they probably lock gas station bathrooms because they don't want hobos sleeping there

and the animal cracker one was dumb!.!.!.

thats like saying: should we eat real worms since we eat gummy worms!?

but most of them are pretty good

!.!.and cops are required to say you have the right to remain silent, to anybody--they'd probably have to even say it to a deaf person!.!.!.its against the law or something, no matter whatWww@Enter-QA@Com



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