Do We All Have Days Like This?? Is This Funny Or Serious??!
Question: Do We All Have Days Like This!?!? Is This Funny Or Serious!?!?
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink
for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him,
grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig!.
The poor little guy starts crying!.
"Come on man!. I was just giving you a hard time, "
the truck driver says!. "I can't stand to see a man crying!."
"This is the worst day of my life, " says the
little guy between sobs!. "I can't do anything right!. I overslept and was
late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me!."
"When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen
and I don't have any insurance!."
"I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered
my wallet was still in the cab!."
"At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener and
my dog bit me!."
"So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage
to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him,
grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig!.
The poor little guy starts crying!.
"Come on man!. I was just giving you a hard time, "
the truck driver says!. "I can't stand to see a man crying!."
"This is the worst day of my life, " says the
little guy between sobs!. "I can't do anything right!. I overslept and was
late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me!."
"When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen
and I don't have any insurance!."
"I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered
my wallet was still in the cab!."
"At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener and
my dog bit me!."
"So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage
to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
loved it, finally one i haven't heardWww@Enter-QA@Com
There is way too much mental sickness in the world and way too many people who have been affected by the suicide of a loved one to present this as a JOKE!. Get busy discovering life rather than waste time on crap like thisWww@Enter-QA@Com
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O!.M!.G!. THATS FREAKING HALARIOUS!!! LOL MY POISON!!!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
didn't realli think that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lesson: Don't kill yourself in a bar =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Poor truck driver!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.
That was a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com