Do you get this ancient joke..A mum and her little boy were sitting in the kitch!
Question: Do you get this ancient joke!.!.A mum and her little boy were sitting in the kitchen!?
getting ready for breakfast
when the mum asked, "Did you feed the animals yet!?"
The boy said, "No!." Mum: "Well, you won't get any breakfast until you feed
them!." So, the little boy got mad and pouted all the way out to the barn to feed
the animals!.
He got the chicken feed out and fed the chickens!. When they went to eat, he
kicked them in the head because he was angry that he had to do his chores!. Then
he fed the cows and when they bowed their heads to eat, he kicked them in the
head!. He filled the pigs trough and when they went to eat, he kicked them in the
head!. The little boy went back into the house and sat down at the table, all
ready to eat!.
The mum said, "I saw what you did out there, so you won't get any eggs because
you kicked the chicken, you won't get any milk because you kicked the cow and no
sausage or bacon for you either!"
At that moment, the father was coming down the stairs for breakfast and tripped
over the cat and kicked him in the head!. The little boy looked over at the mum
and said, "Are you going to tell him or am I!?"
(i think there is a P word that means cat)Www@Enter-QA@Com
when the mum asked, "Did you feed the animals yet!?"
The boy said, "No!." Mum: "Well, you won't get any breakfast until you feed
them!." So, the little boy got mad and pouted all the way out to the barn to feed
the animals!.
He got the chicken feed out and fed the chickens!. When they went to eat, he
kicked them in the head because he was angry that he had to do his chores!. Then
he fed the cows and when they bowed their heads to eat, he kicked them in the
head!. He filled the pigs trough and when they went to eat, he kicked them in the
head!. The little boy went back into the house and sat down at the table, all
ready to eat!.
The mum said, "I saw what you did out there, so you won't get any eggs because
you kicked the chicken, you won't get any milk because you kicked the cow and no
sausage or bacon for you either!"
At that moment, the father was coming down the stairs for breakfast and tripped
over the cat and kicked him in the head!. The little boy looked over at the mum
and said, "Are you going to tell him or am I!?"
(i think there is a P word that means cat)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That is a classic =D
And HOW CAN PEOPLE NOT GET THAT!!?!
The dad trips over the cat and kicked it!.
So if the mum is fair, the dad won't get any ''P word that means cat''Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is a classic =D
And HOW CAN PEOPLE NOT GET THAT!!?!
The dad trips over the cat and kicked it!.
So if the mum is fair, the dad won't get any ''P word that means cat''Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh!.!.!. hahahahahahahhaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Are you telling me it's not normal to eat cat feet with milk!?
Oh jeeze!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh jeeze!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
very rude!
For tho0se that dont get it the P word mentioned ends in ussyWww@Enter-QA@Com
For tho0se that dont get it the P word mentioned ends in ussyWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's freaking Hilarius , truly loved it
no kitty for you dad
ha ha ha ha
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
no kitty for you dad
ha ha ha ha
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, I get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
dont know what to sayWww@Enter-QA@Com
no!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is one I haven't heard before and it brilliant
star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
Um!.!.!. no!. I don't!. Sorry! =]Www@Enter-QA@Com