I need laughter and LOTS OF IT!?!


Question: I need laughter and LOTS OF IT!!?
I have been so gloomy and tied up these days!!! My singing is becoming bad, my life is getting complicated and im never relaxed!.
Please give me some good jokes!. Imagine being this way for 1 week!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com


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check this out: http://www!.youtube!.com/user/BlaDeZ166Www@Enter-QA@Com

So I went to the doctor today for a check up, blood work, no problem, turn and cough, no problem, weight, no problem, blood pressure, no problem!.!.!.!.!.Prostate exam!.!.!.!.!.!.PROBLEM, so he tells me he wants to exam my prostate!. This involves a rubber glove, some KY and a smile!. The doctor had fingers the size of cucumbers and apparently I was the tossed salad of the day!.

The doc tells me to drop my pants, bend over the table and!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. just relax!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. now I have been out of prison for a long time now, but last time I heard those words, I didn't walk straight for a week!.

The doc slips his glove on!.!.!.there is no soft music playing in the background,!.!.!.!.he puts KY on his middle finger,,,,the biggest finger,,,,there are no candles gently burning in the distance!.!.!.!.!.!.Just then, I asked him!.!.!.!.!.this must be the worse part of your job!.!.!.!.he says!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.No I Don't Mind It!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I knew I was in trouble, there was no more small talk, it was time to do the deed!. My pants where down around my knees, the DOCTOR slip in behind me and gently violated my manhood!. Would he call the next day!? Dinner tonight!?!.!.!.!.!.!.No, I new our moment had passed, to him I was just another prostate!.!.!.to me, he was!.!.!.!.!. well!.!.!.!.!.someone who made me feel like I had to go home and shower with bleach!.

Maybe a different time and a different place, as I walk out of the room our eyes met for a moment and then he said!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.See the girls at the desk on the way out!. I knew then we would never meet again, but I will never forget that one special day when I was violated!.

If you have not had one done, I highly recommend it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ok this is really funny!. I did this to all my friends!. Ok write this on a piece of paper and tell someone to read it out loud!.

I AM WE TODD IT
I AM SOFA KING WE TODD IT!.

Do you get it!? lol so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

Well, you'll either report me or laugh yourself silly, but check this out!.
http://youtube!.com/watch!?v=P2kIQ0wGFGkWww@Enter-QA@Com

If you have my sense of humour!.!.!. then you can go thru some jokes posted recently by me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i went to the doctor to have my prostate checked he kept proging for about 5 minutes {then i realized he had both hands on my hips}Www@Enter-QA@Com

A horse walks into a pub,
The barman says "why the long face"

Hope you got a titter, keep smiling )Www@Enter-QA@Com

become a comedian!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man!?
A: How do you Breathe through that SIR !?!!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com

your so dumb you tried to drown a fish!
your so dumb you sold ur car for petral money!Www@Enter-QA@Com

http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=jTNlpHF81!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

If I could only show you my face!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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