Funny or sad?!
Question: Funny or sad!?
Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired!.
"Bad day at the course!?" his wife asked!.
"Everything was going fine," he said!. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee!."
"Oh, that's awful!", she said!.
"You're not kidding!. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Bad day at the course!?" his wife asked!.
"Everything was going fine," he said!. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee!."
"Oh, that's awful!", she said!.
"You're not kidding!. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
It made me laugh but feel bad about it!
Another sad/funny golf joke:
Four golfers who like to gamble wind up in the same foursome!. The pot builds throughout the day until they reach the 18th green, where Charlie has a chance to putt for dough!. If he makes his 10-foot putt, he wins $200!.
Charlie lines up his putt, but just as he's about to take his stance, a funeral procession begins passing by on the road that runs alongside the 18th hole!.
Charlie steps away from his ball, sets down his putter, takes off his hat and places it over his heart, and waits for the funeral procession to completely pass!. One all the cars in the funeral procession have passed, Charlie picks up his putter and begins lining up the putt again!.
"Wow," one of his opponents says!. "That was the most touching thing I have ever seen!. You've got a makeable putt for $200, yet you stopped and paid your respects!. You really are something!."
"Well," Charlie says, "we were married for 25 years!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Another sad/funny golf joke:
Four golfers who like to gamble wind up in the same foursome!. The pot builds throughout the day until they reach the 18th green, where Charlie has a chance to putt for dough!. If he makes his 10-foot putt, he wins $200!.
Charlie lines up his putt, but just as he's about to take his stance, a funeral procession begins passing by on the road that runs alongside the 18th hole!.
Charlie steps away from his ball, sets down his putter, takes off his hat and places it over his heart, and waits for the funeral procession to completely pass!. One all the cars in the funeral procession have passed, Charlie picks up his putter and begins lining up the putt again!.
"Wow," one of his opponents says!. "That was the most touching thing I have ever seen!. You've got a makeable putt for $200, yet you stopped and paid your respects!. You really are something!."
"Well," Charlie says, "we were married for 25 years!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sad, Sir Jeph - but not in the modern 'loser' sense!. It made me smile!.
As a reward, I hope that you will accept another 'sad' golfing joke for your collection!. Here goes!.
An amateur golfer was under instruction from the resident pro!. He teed-off wildly on the first hole and his ball went out of bounds, smashed through the windscreen of a car on a nearby road, causing the car to veer off the road and down an embankment onto a railway track!. An approaching train struck the wreckage and de-railed into destruction!. A helicpoter pilot flying overhead was distracted by the scene and flew into a Jumbo jet which crashed onto a housing estate!. (You can add your own extra items if you wish!)
The amateur golfer was overcome by anguish, panic and sorrow for what he had caused!. He wailed, "Oh, my God! What can I do!? What can I do!?"
The resident pro replied, "Try holding your wrist a little more to the left!."
Hope you like it!. Best wishes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
As a reward, I hope that you will accept another 'sad' golfing joke for your collection!. Here goes!.
An amateur golfer was under instruction from the resident pro!. He teed-off wildly on the first hole and his ball went out of bounds, smashed through the windscreen of a car on a nearby road, causing the car to veer off the road and down an embankment onto a railway track!. An approaching train struck the wreckage and de-railed into destruction!. A helicpoter pilot flying overhead was distracted by the scene and flew into a Jumbo jet which crashed onto a housing estate!. (You can add your own extra items if you wish!)
The amateur golfer was overcome by anguish, panic and sorrow for what he had caused!. He wailed, "Oh, my God! What can I do!? What can I do!?"
The resident pro replied, "Try holding your wrist a little more to the left!."
Hope you like it!. Best wishes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Extremely funny, thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
is this supposed 2 be funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sadly hilarious!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it is funny but also a little sad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.!.!.!. sounds weird !.!. but its kinda funny!.!.!.hahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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sadWww@Enter-QA@Com
sad and funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's funny! Who would make a joke, just for it to be sad!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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that was sad but it brought a smile to my faceWww@Enter-QA@Com
first explain it to meWww@Enter-QA@Com