Do you really want a blonde joke?!
Question: Do you really want a blonde joke!?
Three women are about to be executed for crimes!. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde!.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready !. !. !. Aim !. !. !."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around!. She manages to escape!.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready !. !. !. Aim !. !. !."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around!. She too escapes execution!.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did!. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready !. !. !. Aim !. !. !."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready !. !. !. Aim !. !. !."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around!. She manages to escape!.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready !. !. !. Aim !. !. !."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around!. She too escapes execution!.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did!. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready !. !. !. Aim !. !. !."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I am a blonde!.
But i must say i actually got it!. and it was funny!.!.
LOVED IT!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But i must say i actually got it!. and it was funny!.!.
LOVED IT!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I read your question, my immediate thought was, 'what, apart from Boris Johnson!?'
Good joke though!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good joke though!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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!.!.!.B|Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny !!!! any more !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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GRRRRRReatWww@Enter-QA@Com
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good joke
it was worth the wait :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
it was worth the wait :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes a cracker!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lmaos!. thats funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You a bad person!. Yeah, just kidding!. I loved it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!! This a great joke!! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like that one!.
Blondes provide us with no end of amusement don't they !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Blondes provide us with no end of amusement don't they !Www@Enter-QA@Com