What do you think of this joke, it gave me a good laugh?!
Question: What do you think of this joke, it gave me a good laugh!?
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing!. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green!. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit!. 9 Iron!." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone!. "Ribbit!. 9 Iron!."
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron!. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup!. He is shocked!.
He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing!. You must be a lucky frog, eh!?"
The frog reply's "Ribbit!. Lucky frog!."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole!. "What do you think frog!?" the man asks!.
"Ribbit!. 3 wood!."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one!. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say!. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life!.
The man asks the frog, "OK where to next!?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit!. Las Vegas!."
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what!?"
The frog says, "Ribbit, Roulette!."
Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks,"What do you think I should bet!?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit!. $3000,black 6!."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man trusts the frog!. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table!. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel!.
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you!. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful!."
The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me!."
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it!. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl!.
"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron!. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup!. He is shocked!.
He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing!. You must be a lucky frog, eh!?"
The frog reply's "Ribbit!. Lucky frog!."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole!. "What do you think frog!?" the man asks!.
"Ribbit!. 3 wood!."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one!. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say!. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life!.
The man asks the frog, "OK where to next!?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit!. Las Vegas!."
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what!?"
The frog says, "Ribbit, Roulette!."
Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks,"What do you think I should bet!?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit!. $3000,black 6!."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man trusts the frog!. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table!. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel!.
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you!. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful!."
The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me!."
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it!. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl!.
"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hilarious
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
HAHA!.!.!.!. BEST JOKE I HEARD TODAY! THNX!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA!.!.!.!. BEST JOKE I HEARD TODAY! THNX!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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It was little Johnny's first day at school, and his father warned his teacher that the boy was an avid gambler!. The teacher was not unduly worried & insisted that she was perfectly capable of monitoring Johnny's gambling urges!.
Shortly after lunch on the first day, Johnny's father called the teacher to ask how things were going!.
"Everything is just fine," she said!. "As a matter of fact, I may have cured him from his gamblimg habit!."
"How have you managed that!?" asked the father!.
"Well, he insisted on betting me $10!.00 that I had a mole on my rear!. Finally I agreed to take him to the staff room to show him that there was no mole!. Since he lost that ten dollars I don't think he'll be gambling again!.!.
"Damn!", said the father!. " He bet me $50!.00 this morning that he would see the teacher's *** before the day was over!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Shortly after lunch on the first day, Johnny's father called the teacher to ask how things were going!.
"Everything is just fine," she said!. "As a matter of fact, I may have cured him from his gamblimg habit!."
"How have you managed that!?" asked the father!.
"Well, he insisted on betting me $10!.00 that I had a mole on my rear!. Finally I agreed to take him to the staff room to show him that there was no mole!. Since he lost that ten dollars I don't think he'll be gambling again!.!.
"Damn!", said the father!. " He bet me $50!.00 this morning that he would see the teacher's *** before the day was over!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
That wasnt funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com