Why do we love blondes?!
Question: Why do we love blondes!?
BLONDE MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY
Artery -- Study of paintings
Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- Letter like A!.E!.I!.O!.U
Caesarean section -- District in Rome
Cat scan -- Searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- Sheep dog
Coma -- A punctuation mark
Congenital -- Friendly
D&C -- Where Washington is
Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events
Dilate -- To live long
Enema -- Not a friend
Fester -- Quicker
Fibula -- A small lie
G!.I!. Series -- Soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- Suitcase
Hangnail -- Coathook
Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee
Labor pain -- Got hurt at work
Medical staff -- Doctor's cane
Morbid -- Higher offer
Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate
Node -- Was aware of
Outpatient -- Person who had fainted
Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- Letter carrier
Protein -- Favoring young people
Rectum -- It almost killed him
Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- Amorous
Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- Hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- Study of knighthood
Tablet -- Small table
Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
Tibia -- Country in North Africa
Tumor -- An extra pair
Urine -- Opposite of you're out
Varicose -- Located nearby
Vein -- ConceitedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Artery -- Study of paintings
Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- Letter like A!.E!.I!.O!.U
Caesarean section -- District in Rome
Cat scan -- Searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- Sheep dog
Coma -- A punctuation mark
Congenital -- Friendly
D&C -- Where Washington is
Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events
Dilate -- To live long
Enema -- Not a friend
Fester -- Quicker
Fibula -- A small lie
G!.I!. Series -- Soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- Suitcase
Hangnail -- Coathook
Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee
Labor pain -- Got hurt at work
Medical staff -- Doctor's cane
Morbid -- Higher offer
Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate
Node -- Was aware of
Outpatient -- Person who had fainted
Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- Letter carrier
Protein -- Favoring young people
Rectum -- It almost killed him
Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- Amorous
Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- Hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- Study of knighthood
Tablet -- Small table
Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
Tibia -- Country in North Africa
Tumor -- An extra pair
Urine -- Opposite of you're out
Varicose -- Located nearby
Vein -- ConceitedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha ha they`re ace,,well worth a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha!. Very Funny!
My favourites:
Morbid -- Higher offer
Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
Rectum -- It almost killed him
Terminal illness -- Sickness at airportWww@Enter-QA@Com
My favourites:
Morbid -- Higher offer
Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
Rectum -- It almost killed him
Terminal illness -- Sickness at airportWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hey silly, I am a blonde, hum, blonde terminology!. Those are very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
THAT'S HECCKA FUNNYWww@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha funny
'Morbid -- Higher offer' - that one made me laugh out loud!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
'Morbid -- Higher offer' - that one made me laugh out loud!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmaooo
cant stop laughing!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
cant stop laughing!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes very good!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hi, that is funny but kinda mean too!Www@Enter-QA@Com
great list!. thanks for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats smart!.!.love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!!i love the urine part!.!.lol!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Seeing as I'm a blonde myself, that just FREAKIN MADE MY LIFE!
hahahahahahahahWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahWww@Enter-QA@Com
2 Lawyers are standing at a bar in London when a guy walks in orders a pint and starts to drink it!.
All of a sudden the 2 lawyers turn to him when he says, "It looks like plastic, smooth like plastic but its NOT plastic!." The 2 lawyers see he is rubbing something in his fingers!.
They resume drinking!. Again the man says "It looks like plastic, smooth like plastic but its NOT plastic!." Again he is rolling something in his fingers!.
The 1st lawyer says "Give it here and you can have my opinion for free"!. The man hands over the item, the lawyer is puzzled rolls it about a bit and says, "It does look and feel like plastic , but its not!." He gives it to his colleague, who says, "Yes it looks and feels like plastic, but I agree its not plastic!.!.!.!. Anyhow, where did you get it from!?"
The man looks them in the eye and says, "My nose!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
All of a sudden the 2 lawyers turn to him when he says, "It looks like plastic, smooth like plastic but its NOT plastic!." The 2 lawyers see he is rubbing something in his fingers!.
They resume drinking!. Again the man says "It looks like plastic, smooth like plastic but its NOT plastic!." Again he is rolling something in his fingers!.
The 1st lawyer says "Give it here and you can have my opinion for free"!. The man hands over the item, the lawyer is puzzled rolls it about a bit and says, "It does look and feel like plastic , but its not!." He gives it to his colleague, who says, "Yes it looks and feels like plastic, but I agree its not plastic!.!.!.!. Anyhow, where did you get it from!?"
The man looks them in the eye and says, "My nose!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
because blondes are terrible dangerous and we love dangerWww@Enter-QA@Com