If you love Jesus................?!
Question: If you love Jesus!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker!. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did!. What an uplifting experience followed!
I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed!. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus!. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy!. He must REALLY love the Lord because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could!. It was like a football game with him shouting, "GO JESUS CHRIST, GO!!!"
Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all of those loving people!. There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach, and saw him waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air!. I asked my two kids what that meant!. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign!. So, I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back!.
Several cars behind, a very nice man stepped out of his car and yelled something!. I couldn't hear him very well, but it sounded like, "Mother trucker," or "Mother's from there!." Maybe he was from Florida, too!. He must really love the Lord!. A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking toward me!. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed to yellow, and stepped on the gas!. And a good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across the intersection!. I looked back at them standing there!. I leaned way out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove awayWww@Enter-QA@Com
I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed!. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus!. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy!. He must REALLY love the Lord because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could!. It was like a football game with him shouting, "GO JESUS CHRIST, GO!!!"
Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all of those loving people!. There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach, and saw him waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air!. I asked my two kids what that meant!. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign!. So, I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back!.
Several cars behind, a very nice man stepped out of his car and yelled something!. I couldn't hear him very well, but it sounded like, "Mother trucker," or "Mother's from there!." Maybe he was from Florida, too!. He must really love the Lord!. A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking toward me!. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed to yellow, and stepped on the gas!. And a good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across the intersection!. I looked back at them standing there!. I leaned way out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove awayWww@Enter-QA@Com
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lol!.!.!. funny
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lol this is supper funny :)
hawaiian good luck sign back to them :oWww@Enter-QA@Com
hawaiian good luck sign back to them :oWww@Enter-QA@Com
almost sacrilegious but interestingWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha i love that
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star 4 youWww@Enter-QA@Com
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star 4 youWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol now that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA LMAO!.!.!. I'ma repost this a few times lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.
Too cute!. :]
Thanks for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Too cute!. :]
Thanks for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You made me smile mother truckerWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol long but funny
worth the wait
thnxWww@Enter-QA@Com
worth the wait
thnxWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
this is surely a long question to read!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.[he had no clue what was going on]Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!. I thought that was kinda cute!. :] :] :]Www@Enter-QA@Com