Military rednecks - Is this funny or true?!
Question: Military rednecks - Is this funny or true!?
Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants!.
Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey Jasper, there's the NCO Club!. Let's you and me stop in!."
"But we's privates," protests Jasper!.
"We's sergeants now, "says Leroy, pulling him inside!.
"Now, Jasper, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink!."
"But we's privates," says Jasper!. "Are you blind, boy!?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes!. "We's sergeants now!."
So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy!. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea!."
Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means!. If it's okay, give me the okay sign!." So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Leroy the big okay sign!.
Three weeks later Leroy is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea!. "Jasper," he says, "why did you give me the okay sign!?"
"Well, Leroy, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates!." He points to his stripes!. "But we's sergeants now!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey Jasper, there's the NCO Club!. Let's you and me stop in!."
"But we's privates," protests Jasper!.
"We's sergeants now, "says Leroy, pulling him inside!.
"Now, Jasper, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink!."
"But we's privates," says Jasper!. "Are you blind, boy!?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes!. "We's sergeants now!."
So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy!. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea!."
Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means!. If it's okay, give me the okay sign!." So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Leroy the big okay sign!.
Three weeks later Leroy is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea!. "Jasper," he says, "why did you give me the okay sign!?"
"Well, Leroy, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates!." He points to his stripes!. "But we's sergeants now!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lmao ohhh thats soo funny!! loved it!! ill star it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent start to a nice Saturday morning, well done, Duck!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
pmsl!!that's very funny! :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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lol
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Funny and trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh Hes MeanWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was greatWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes very good!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO
I dunno but it is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I dunno but it is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com