Is this a good North American joke?!


Question: Is this a good North American joke!?
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said "Today I am going to create a land called Canada!.

It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty - it shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, and beautiful sparkly lakes bountiful with carp and trout!. There shall be forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon!."

God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth!."

"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians!?"

"No, not really!." God replied!.!.!.
"Just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
The 'neighbours' question for the U!.S!.A!. and Canada gives rise to many such jokes!. Yours made me laugh!. Thanks!.

As you may know, God has given Canada a heavenly Zip code - 667, The Neighbour of the Beast!

One reason that your joke is good is that it does not single out any particular race or group!. It 'lumps' all Americans together for abuse! Hope you have no plans to visit Guantanamo Bay!

As a reward, I thought that I could offer you another joke to add to your collection from the American Continent, this time about 'Native Americans' - but without much offence, I hope!.

A Native American boy of about ten went to his grandfather's tepee and asked him, "Grandfather, where do our names come from!?"

His grandfather replied, "Well, son, we are named after natural events which happened as we were born!. For example, I am called Running Bear because a bear was seen running through the forest when I was born!. You father is called White Eagle because a white-tailed eagle was soaring above the tepee when he was born!. Your mother is called Snow Falling Gently because that was the weather at the time of her birth!.

"Anyway, why the sudden interest in names, Two Dogs!?"

Hope you like it!. Best wishes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

2 Lawyers are standing at a bar in London when a guy walks in orders a pint and starts to drink it!.

All of a sudden the 2 lawyers turn to him when he says, "It looks like plastic, smooth like plastic but its NOT plastic!." The 2 lawyers see he is rubbing something in his fingers!.

They resume drinking!. Again the man says "It looks like plastic, smooth like plastic but its NOT plastic!." Again he is rolling something in his fingers!.

The 1st lawyer says "Give it here and you can have my opinion for free"!. The man hands over the item, the lawyer is puzzled rolls it about a bit and says, "It does look and feel like plastic , but its not!." He gives it to his colleague, who says, "Yes it looks and feels like plastic, but I agree its not plastic!.!.!.!. Anyhow, where did you get it from!?"

The man looks them in the eye and says, "My nose!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol yes i have got an aussie and kiwi version of that guess who the bad neighbors are !.!.but the version i have is also really long winded i like this shorter oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol omg

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hahaha! Brilliant, I love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha hah ahhaha hahaaaaaWww@Enter-QA@Com

far out hahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

Excellent joke, straight to the point, well done!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

What French Canadians!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

heheheWww@Enter-QA@Com

yes it is very good thanks for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

like it !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Jesus Christ or Hells bells lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i don't get it!.!.!. can someone help me!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com



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