Have you heard this version of The Night Before Christmans?!


Question: Have you heard this version of The Night Before Christmans!?
T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,
There were hacker's a surfing!. Nerds!? Yeah, you bet!.
The e-mails were stacked by the modem with care,
In hopes that St!. Nicholas soon would be there!.

Snowman
The newbies were nestled all snug by their screens,
While visions of Java danced in their dreams!.
My wife on the sofa and me with a snack,
We just settled down at my rig (it's a Mac)!.

When out in the Web there arose such a clatter,
I jumped to the site to see what was the matter!.
To a new page my Mac flew like a flash,
Then made a slight gurgle!. It started to crash!!

I gasped at the thought and started to grouse,
Then turned my head sideways and clicked on my mouse!.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
My Mac jumped to a page that wasn't quite clear!.

When the image resolved, so bright and so quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St!. Nick!
More rapid than mainframes, more graphics they came,
Then Nick glanced toward my screen, my Mac called them by name;

"Now Compaq! Now Acer!", my speaker did reel;
"On Apple! On Gateway!" Santa started to squeal!
"Jump onto the circuits! And into the chip!
Now speed it up! Speed it up! Make this thing hip!"

The screen gave a flicker, he was into my "Ram",
Then into my room rose a full hologram!
He was dressed in all red, from his head to his shoes,
Which were black (the white socks he really should lose)!.

He pulled out some discs he had stored in his backpack!.
Santa looked like a dude who was rarin' to hack!
His eyes, how they twinkled! His glasses, how techno!
This ain't the same Santa that I used to know!

With a wink of his eye and a nod of his head,
Santa soon let me know I had nothing to dread!.
He spoke not a word, gave my Mac a quick poke,
And accessed my C drive with only a stroke!.

He defragged my hard drive, and added a "Dimm",
Then threw in some cool games, just on a whim!
He worked without noise, his fingers they flew!
He distorted some pictures with Kai's Power Goo!

He updated Office, Excel and Quicken,
Then added a screensaver with a red clucking chicken!
My eyes widened a bit, my mouth stood agape,
As he added the latest version of Netscape!.

The drive gave a whirl, as if it were pleased,
St!. Nick coyly smiled, the computer appeased!.
Then placing his finger on the bridge of his nose,
Santa turned into nothing but ones and zeros!

He flew back into my screen and through my uplink,
Back into the net with barely a blink!.
But I heard his sweet voice as he flew from my sight,
"Happy surfing to all, and to all a good byte!"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
lol i have never heard it !.this is my favorite christmas jokes Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates!.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven!."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter!. He flicked it on!. "It represents a candle," he said!. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said!.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys!. He shook them and said, "They're bells!." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates!."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's glasses!.

St!. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize!?"

The man replied, "They're Carol's!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

heheheWww@Enter-QA@Com

awesomeWww@Enter-QA@Com

Thankyou for such an entertaining read!.Well done!. May we have another!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

That is brilliant!. Even at this time of year!. thanks for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

this is by far the best one i have heard in a long time
very clever and very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

wow that is genius!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Vampire Bat strikes again!. Go straight to the top of the class, with a gold star!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I am in aweWww@Enter-QA@Com

I haven't, but that's pretty awesome! It must've taken forever to come up with!.

Thanks for sharing!. =DWww@Enter-QA@Com

good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com

Madam:

If you are the author of this missive, then may I humbly
suggest that you explore how you can get your
thoughts into print!.

You, dear woman, are a natural writer!.
Your are VERY witty!.

Thanks for a delightful read!.

Brisbane Roo

P!.S!. I'm passing this on to several of my friends!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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