Do you know this funny quote? I would like to find the rest of it?!


Question: Do you know this funny quote!? I would like to find the rest of it!?
I'm not sure of the order or if this is the beginning middle or end

Ladies and Gentlemen
I will now speak of something I know nothing about
There will be a ladies aid meeting tonight, men only invited
pull up a chair and sit on the floor


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Answers:
Do you mean:


"Ladies and Gentlemen [sometime pronounced 'Jellybubbles' or 'Jellybeans'],
I come before you to stand behind you,
to tell you something I know nothing about!.
On Monday which is Good Friday,
there will be a mothers' meeting for fathers only!.
Admission is free,
pay at the door;
Bring your own seats
and sit on the floor"

There is a gazillion versions
try looking at this website!
http://www!.everything2!.com/index!.pl!?node!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Kind of sounds like one i know (only becuase of the whole contradiction thing

One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead soldiers got up to fight,
back to back they faced each other
pulled out their swords and shot each other
don't believe me, don't think it's true
go ask the blind man, he saw it too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sorry i dont know, but i like it!
Its so ironic!
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hmm!.!.!. i don't know, try googleing it
good luck!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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