Funny jokes to impress a girl?!


Question: Funny jokes to impress a girl!?
I need some funny jokes to impress a girl i like!. post all of them that you know of :DWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
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Jack woke up with a huge hangover after attending his company's ChristmasParty!. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party!.

As bad as he as feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong!.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table!.

And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sat up and saw his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed!.

He looked around the room and saw that it was in perfect order, spotlessly clean!.

So was the rest of the house!. He took the aspirins, and cringed when he saw a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror!.

Then he noticed a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove!. I left early to get
groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight!. I love you, darling!"

He stumbled to the kitchen and sure enough, there was hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper!. His son was also at the table, eating!.

Jack asked, "Son, what happened last night!?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A!.M!. , drunk and out of your mind!. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,

and got that black eye when you ran into the door!."


Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean!? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me!?!?


His son replied, "Oh THAT! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone bi!@h, I'm married!!!'"































The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."



An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."


a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big butt!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big butt didnt it!.!.!.



A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."

"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "

"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."



so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!.



learn to speak chinese:
1) That's not right !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. *** Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Dum ***
5) Small Horse !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach!? !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week !.!.!. Wai Yu *** Nao
13) Staying out of sight !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Fa Kin Su Pah



There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St!. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twin biddies!.
One of the twins was hard of hearing but the other could hear quite well!.
The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa!.
The deaf one said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other!.
"Now get a little closer together", said the cameraman!.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE"!.
So, they wiggled up close to each other!.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer!.
Yet again - "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

heres two:

Theres a black guy in a desert (no offense) and he found a genie lamp, he rubbed it and a genie came out and he he told the black guy he can have 3 wishes!.

He asked to be white, covered in water and have girl's asses on him!. What did he become!? A toilet!

and next one is a little boy went out with his mother to the park and saw two people making out, the boy asked his mother 'what are they doing!?' they are making cake, my son said his mother!. so the next day the little boy said to his mother 'you and daddy made cake!' 'how did you know!?' 'i licked the fillings!' said the son!. hope you like emWww@Enter-QA@Com

There's hundreds and hundreds !.!.!. let me think !.!.!.

Skip the next two sections if you wanna really be funny cos these ones aren't that good !.!.!.

ONE LINERS:

1!. Did you know many waiters are independant; they take orders from nobody!.

2!. My next door was telling me about how he got his son a bike for his birthday!. He hid it somewhere he was certain his boy will never go: he hid it in his bath tub!.

3!. Every single day, my mother bends over and touches the floor, seventy two times !.!.!. but it is not excercise!. She's picking up my clothes!.

4!. Many of the Bible Characters had the greatest hits:
Noah - Raindrops keep falling on my head
Adam and Eve - Strangers in paradise
Methuselah - Stayin' Alive

5!. A nurse in the Maternity ward asks the father which baby he wanted: A boy or a girl
Father: I wanted a boy
Nurse: Sorry !.!.!. it's a girl
Father: Don't worry !.!.!. that was my second choice

CLASSICS (These might not help you):

1!. What did the little chimney say to the big chimney!? Don't smoke!

2!. What do you call a deer with no eyes!? No idea!

3!. Why did the chicken cross the road!? To get to the other side!.

IDIOT JOKES:

There was once a boy who was going for work experience but was a little undecisive; he didn't know what he wanted to be!. So he took his parents advice and wanted to be a scientist!.

On the first day, his boss told him to go to the swamp and collect a frog !.!.!. so he did as he was told and got a frog !.!.!.

The next day his boss said to make an observation !.!.!.

So the boy cut the frog's first leg and told the frog to jump and the frog jumped!. So he wrote in his notebook !.!.!. when the first leg is cut, the frog will jump!.!.!.

He cut the second and told the frog to jump again and the frog jumped, so again he wrote the same thing!.

When the third leg was cut the frog, he told the frog to jump and again it jumped so he wrote down !.!.!. when the frog's third leg is cut, he will jump !.!.!.

When he cut the last leg, the frog did not jump so he wrote in his book !.!.!. when all the legs of the frogs are cut, the frog won't jump because he becomes deaf !.!.!.

DISCRIMATING JOKES:

1!. There was a new supply teacher in (ANY NAME) Primary School!. She entered the classroom and told the class she was from America!.

She asked the class to put their hands up if they were american, too!. Everyone wanted to be like the teacher - no knowing why she asked, though - they all put their hands up!.

All except a little girl in the corner!. The teacher asked why she hadn't put her hand up!.

Girl: Because I my parents are Canadian

Teacher: Well !.!.!. That's a rubbish answer !.!.!. What if your parents were morons !.!.!. what would you be, then!?

But, the little girl just smiled and said: Well, Miss, then I would be an American !.!.!.

I meant no offense to Americans - My dad's one himself - I just used it as an example !.!.!.

Thanks !.!.!. ByeWww@Enter-QA@Com

tell her!.!.!.!.!.your hair is like silk(cornsilk)!.!.your eyes are like pools(cesspools)!.!.!.!.your teeth are like stars(they come out at night)!.!.!.!.if she doesnt get mad !.!.she at least has a sense of humor!.!.!.we all need that in a relationWww@Enter-QA@Com

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts!.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ask her if she beeps when she backs up!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."



An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."


a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big butt!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big butt didnt it!.!.!.



A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents!. They sit down and
have a conversation!.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,
but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first!. Den I come!. Den two esses acoma together!. I
come once-a-more!. Two esses, they comma together again!. I
come again and pee twice!. Then I come one lasta time!."

"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady
!.” In this country !. !. !. we don't speak dirty in
public places about our sex lives!. !. !. "

"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you!?," said the man!. "Who talkin' abouta
sex!?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!."



so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!.



learn to speak chinese:
1) That's not right !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Dum ***
5) Small Horse !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach!? !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week !.!.!. Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Fa Kin Su Pah



There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St!. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twin biddies!.
One of the twins was hard of hearing but the other could hear quite well!.
The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa!.
The deaf one said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other!.
"Now get a little closer together", said the cameraman!.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE"!.
So, they wiggled up close to each other!.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer!.
Yet again - "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US!?



1!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Laxatives !.!.!.!.!. They irritate the crap out of you!.
2!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.Bananas !.!.!.!.!.!. The older they get, the less firm they
are!.
3!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Weather !.!.!.!.!. Nothing can be done to change them!.
4!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.Blenders !.!.!. You need One, but you're not quite sure
why!.
5!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.Chocolate Bars !.!.!. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
right for your hips!.
6!. Men are like !.!.!.!.Commercials !.!.!.!.!.!. You can't believe a word they say!.
7!. Men are like Department Stores !.!.!.!. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!.
8!. Men are like !.!. Government Bonds !.!.!. !. They take soooooooo long to
mature!.
9!. Men are like !.!. Mascara !.!.!.!.!. They usually run at the first sign of
emotion!.
10!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.Popcorn !.!.!.!.!. They satisfy you, but only for a little
while!.
11!. Men are like !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Lava Lamps !.!.!. Fun to look at, but not very bright!.
12!. Men are like Parking Spots !.!.!.!.!.!.!. All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped!.




blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4





These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.



They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.

why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet




Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet


how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box



this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."



two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.


Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals!. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person!.

"Yes," said the policeman!. "The detectives want very badly to capture him!."

Little Johnny asked, "Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture!?"

A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in
a
sentence!.

Molly said!. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals!. It was fascinating!."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate"!.

Sally raised her hand!. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
Liberty
and I was fascinated!."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
’fascinate!.’"

Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
for
his bad language!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him!.

Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are
so
big, she can only fasten eight!."

The teacher fainted!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

The CIA had an opening for an assassin!. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman!. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun!.

"“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances!. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair!. You have to kill her!.” The first man said!.“You can’t be serious!. I could never shoot my wife,” The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job!."

The second man was given the same instructions!. He took the gun and went into the room!. All was quiet for about five minutes!. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes!. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife!.” The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes!. Take your wife and go home!.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn!. Only she was told to kill her husband!. She took the gun and went into the room!. Shots were heard, one shot after another!. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls!. After a few minutes, all was quiet!. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman!. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks!. I had to beat him to death with the chair!.”
Body Of Evidence
A guy manages to get this hot girl back to his house, and they’re ripping off each other’s clothes when she notices the scars on his knees!. “Oh when I was a kid I contracted kneesles,” he explains!. “You mean measles,” she says!. “Oh no, Kneesles!.” So they continue undressing each other, unfazed!. Until she noticed his crooked toes!. “Ah I also contracted toelio!.” “Don’t you mean polio!?” “No, I got toelio!.” Bored by his denials, she shrugs it off!. Until he drops his pants!. “Don’t tell me,” she laughs!. “Smallcox…”

Small Bump
I had car crash the other day!. I hit up his rear!. The driver got out and happened to be a dwarf!. He said to me, “I’m not happy!.” I said, “Well which one are you!?”

Three blondes were walking in the forest one day!. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were!.

The first blonde said, "I think they’re deer tracks!"

The second blonde said, "I think they’re dog tracks!"

The third blonde said, "Well, I think they’re cow tracks!"

They were still arguing when the train hit them!.

The president and Mrs!. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankees game, surrounded by Secret Service agents!. Before the game starts, one of the agents whispers in the president’s ear, and Mr!. Clinton smiles and nods!. Then he grabs Hillary by the scruff of the neck and heaves her over the railing!. She falls 10 feet onto the field, cursing all the way before landing in a heap in the dirt!. The president raises his arms triumphantly and gets high-fives from fans all around him!. Then the agent leans over again and whispers, “Uh, Mr!. President, I said they want you to throw out the first pitch!”

Clinton dies and is on his way to Hell!. At the gates he meets the devil who tells Clinton that because Hell is full, he’ll he replacing one of the current inhabitants!. He leads him down a hallway where there are three doors and indicates that he’ll be given the choice of who he will replace forever in Hell!.

The first door opens!. Behind it is Newt Gingrich!. He’s being worked over with a blowtorch!. Clinton cringes, “That looks painful!. I don’t think this is for me!”

Door #2 opens!. Behind it is Rush Limbaugh!. His skin is being stripped off with a pair of pliers!. “I don’t think so,” Clinton insists!.

Door #3 opens and behind it is Ken Starr!. He’s bound hand to foot to a chair and is completely naked!. Kneeling before him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best!. “I can handle that!” Clinton proclaims enthusiastically!.

“Very well” says Satan, “Monica, you may go!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com



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