ENGLISH! can you read it?!
Question: ENGLISH! can you read it!?
Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me!? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me!? = I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on
TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!!? = [Too late, you're dead]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me!? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me!? = I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on
TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!!? = [Too late, you're dead]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
yes i can, but usually wht i do is just ignore her wacthing a soccer game and then say yes dear, couse it is was safetiest way to anwser without having to have a "conversation"= having to listebg to her more hahahahh!.!.!.!.!. but i always get to have the last word and that is "yes dear"Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA! That's so funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I do have flabby thighs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice!.!. it's definately a guy writing this!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
well yeaWww@Enter-QA@Com
this is so trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks!. Very FUNNY!.
Please, may I print it!!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Please, may I print it!!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaahahaha! that was soo funny! and true! hehe, ya you pretty much know your stuff! nice one! keep it up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I totally agree with some of that stuff!.!.!.some of it is silly though!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol,i bet ur a man!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com