Computers: male or female?!
Question: Computers: male or female!?
Here are the top ten reasons why they have to be male!.
They have a lot of data, but they're still clueless!.
A better model is just around the corner!.
They look nice and shiny until you get them home!.
It's always essential to have a backup!.
They'll do whatever you want if you push the right buttons!.
The best part of having one is the games you can play!.
In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on!.
The lights are on but nobody's home!.
Big power surges knock them out at night!.
Size does matter!.
But then again, here are the top ten reasons why they are obviously female!.
They're oh so picky, picky, picky!.
They hear what you say, but not what you mean!.
Beauty is only shell deep!.
When you ask them what's wrong, they always say 'nothing'!.
They can produce incorrect results with alarming speed!.
They are always turning simple statements into big productions!.
Small talk is important!.
You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong!.
They make you take the garbage out!.
Miss a period and they go wild!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They have a lot of data, but they're still clueless!.
A better model is just around the corner!.
They look nice and shiny until you get them home!.
It's always essential to have a backup!.
They'll do whatever you want if you push the right buttons!.
The best part of having one is the games you can play!.
In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on!.
The lights are on but nobody's home!.
Big power surges knock them out at night!.
Size does matter!.
But then again, here are the top ten reasons why they are obviously female!.
They're oh so picky, picky, picky!.
They hear what you say, but not what you mean!.
Beauty is only shell deep!.
When you ask them what's wrong, they always say 'nothing'!.
They can produce incorrect results with alarming speed!.
They are always turning simple statements into big productions!.
Small talk is important!.
You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong!.
They make you take the garbage out!.
Miss a period and they go wild!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
How about ;
Computers are female:
'Cos you never know their true value, until they go down on you!?
Their memory lasts forever, until it is something that you need them to remember!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Computers are female:
'Cos you never know their true value, until they go down on you!?
Their memory lasts forever, until it is something that you need them to remember!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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mine is male lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
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