Please explain this ancient joke..A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes?!
Question: Please explain this ancient joke!.!.A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes!?
, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red!.
One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes!.
The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red!?"
The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much!."
The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work!. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best!.
One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out!? Did your tomatoes turn red!?"
"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes!.
The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red!?"
The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much!."
The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work!. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best!.
One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out!? Did your tomatoes turn red!?"
"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
The cucumbers are becoming aroused and erect, much like penises do when the male is aroused!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha!.!.!. very funny!. Thank you !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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whew!
i wish i was a fruit in that garden!
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i wish i was a fruit in that garden!
^_^VWww@Enter-QA@Com
bit dirty, but still funny conanWww@Enter-QA@Com
she made the cucumbers grow like a man's partWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hehe, I get it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!.!.
that's a bit!.!.
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i got it!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's a bit!.!.
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i got it!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com