Easy and funny 10 points!?!
Question: Easy and funny 10 points!!?
Hi! The person that makes me laugh the hardest will get 10 points!. You can do anything!. Say a joke, tell an embarassing story, write a funny prank or crank call, a hilarious quote, a funny youtube video, etc!.
I promise, I will actually give 10 points!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I promise, I will actually give 10 points!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
OK I got a couple :P Well, me and my girlfriend were prank calling stores, so we called McDonald's, and I made a REALLY gay voice and here's the conversation:
Lady: Hello!?
Me: Hello!?
Lady: Hello!?
Me: Yes, I found a really long pubic hair in my burger, may I please have a refund!?
Lady: Yes, sure, what's your name and phone number!?
Me: Ok, my names George W!. Bush, and my phone number's 911
Lady: Ok, thank you, anything else!?
Me: Yes, do you sell babies!?
Lady: Um, babies!?
Me: Yes, I eat babies!
*Hangs Up*
Ok, for the Youtube video, David Blane street magic youtube edition, watch all 5 parts!.
Here's the first one: http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=AYxu_MQST!.!.!. Look in the related videos for the other 4 parts!.
And, an embarrasing story was when I tried to hop a fence and my pants got cought and ripped, and everyone was looking at me O!.o
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Another embarrasing story is when my friend made me crack up, and I was silently laughing, and tried to whisper and it came out as a shout O!.o (This was in class)!.
Another time was in kindergarden, my teacher was on the phone, and I just farted SOOOO loud, and everyone looked at me!. O!.o
****EDIT****
There are 5 parts to the david blane series!.
Watch the Planet Unicorn theme: http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=Tk9z1Emv0!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lady: Hello!?
Me: Hello!?
Lady: Hello!?
Me: Yes, I found a really long pubic hair in my burger, may I please have a refund!?
Lady: Yes, sure, what's your name and phone number!?
Me: Ok, my names George W!. Bush, and my phone number's 911
Lady: Ok, thank you, anything else!?
Me: Yes, do you sell babies!?
Lady: Um, babies!?
Me: Yes, I eat babies!
*Hangs Up*
Ok, for the Youtube video, David Blane street magic youtube edition, watch all 5 parts!.
Here's the first one: http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=AYxu_MQST!.!.!. Look in the related videos for the other 4 parts!.
And, an embarrasing story was when I tried to hop a fence and my pants got cought and ripped, and everyone was looking at me O!.o
****EDIT****
Another embarrasing story is when my friend made me crack up, and I was silently laughing, and tried to whisper and it came out as a shout O!.o (This was in class)!.
Another time was in kindergarden, my teacher was on the phone, and I just farted SOOOO loud, and everyone looked at me!. O!.o
****EDIT****
There are 5 parts to the david blane series!.
Watch the Planet Unicorn theme: http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=Tk9z1Emv0!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In high school my best friend Barbie and I were sitting in class talking about a story I wrote!. She reached over to try to steal my pencil and I pulled it away, causing you arm to fly back!. She hit her funny bone on her desk!. I started laughing and watched as she slowly leaned forward to hit her head on my desk and fall to the floor!. I, in laughing hysterics, look up to see everyone staring at us!. Then I realized, she wasn't kidding, she passed out from the pain and cracked her head on my desk and the floor!. She went to the nurse's office with a concussion and I had to stay in class with everyone glaring at me!. Haha
Another time, Barbie and I were in the playground playing around!. She did a trick and asked if it looked real, I had looked away so I told her to do it again!. She jumped in the air throwing her leg into a karate kick move and just as her foot was coming down, she slipped on the wet grass and landed on her back! Yup, looked real to me!. :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Another time, Barbie and I were in the playground playing around!. She did a trick and asked if it looked real, I had looked away so I told her to do it again!. She jumped in the air throwing her leg into a karate kick move and just as her foot was coming down, she slipped on the wet grass and landed on her back! Yup, looked real to me!. :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline!.
If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly!.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you!.
If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6!.
If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want!. Stay on the line so we can trace your call!.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership!.
If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press!.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press!. No one will answer anyway!.
If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696!.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line!.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names!.
If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911!.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep!. Or before the beep!. Or after the beep!. Please wait for the beep!.
If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes!.
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and 10 things to do in an elevator
1!. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!'
2!. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there!?'
3!. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator!. Wear yours upside-down!.
4!. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves
5!. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off!.
6!. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!'
7!. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers 'through' it!.
8!. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space!.'
9!. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler 'Bad touch!'
10!. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly!.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you!.
If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6!.
If you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want!. Stay on the line so we can trace your call!.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership!.
If you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press!.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press!. No one will answer anyway!.
If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696!.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line!.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names!.
If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911!.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep!. Or before the beep!. Or after the beep!. Please wait for the beep!.
If you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes!.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up!. All our representatives are busy!.
and 10 things to do in an elevator
1!. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!'
2!. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there!?'
3!. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator!. Wear yours upside-down!.
4!. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves
5!. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off!.
6!. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!'
7!. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers 'through' it!.
8!. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space!.'
9!. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler 'Bad touch!'
10!. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a nun stopped at Hooters to use the bathroom!.
when she walked in, she noticed that every so often, the lights would go out and everyone would cheer!.
so, she went to the restroom, and in the corner of the bathroom, there was a statue of a naked man, with only a leaf covering his private parts!.
the nun uses the bathroom, and when she walks out, the whole place is cheering!. she asks a man why theyre cheering, and he said "the lights go out everytime someone lifts the leaf on the statue in the womens restroom!. congrats, youre now one of us!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
when she walked in, she noticed that every so often, the lights would go out and everyone would cheer!.
so, she went to the restroom, and in the corner of the bathroom, there was a statue of a naked man, with only a leaf covering his private parts!.
the nun uses the bathroom, and when she walks out, the whole place is cheering!. she asks a man why theyre cheering, and he said "the lights go out everytime someone lifts the leaf on the statue in the womens restroom!. congrats, youre now one of us!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=khFhF64P3!.!.!.
2!. http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=rOFROnnI7!.!.!.
2 1/2!. http://youtube!.com/watch!?v=i2spZ-NDfS4&f!.!.!.
3!. Two guys are sitting in a bar!. One guy starts to insult the other guy!. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other guy will do!. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you're drunk!."
4!. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather!. Not screaming in terror like his passengers!.
5!. A woman gets on a bus with her baby!. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen!. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming!. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you!."
6!. Why do ducks have webbed feet!? To stamp out fires!. Why do elephants have flat feet!? To stamp out burning ducks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=rOFROnnI7!.!.!.
2 1/2!. http://youtube!.com/watch!?v=i2spZ-NDfS4&f!.!.!.
3!. Two guys are sitting in a bar!. One guy starts to insult the other guy!. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other guy will do!. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you're drunk!."
4!. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather!. Not screaming in terror like his passengers!.
5!. A woman gets on a bus with her baby!. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen!. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming!. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you!."
6!. Why do ducks have webbed feet!? To stamp out fires!. Why do elephants have flat feet!? To stamp out burning ducks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1]My car has a new radio it and when u say oldies it tellz u da artist name and when i said new skool it ask me wutz da title so deze kidz jumped owt and i said ******* kid da radio said r!. kelly!.
2]four women were set to become nuns!. the priest asked them if they had ever touched a penis!. the first one said,"i touched it with the tip of my finger!." the priest told her to dip her finger in holy water!. the 2nd one said,"i touched it with my hand!." the 2nd one dipped her hand in holy water!. the 3rd one was set to go but the 4th nun shoved her out of the way!. "What's wrong!?"the priest asked!. the 4th nun yelled," i'm not gargling with that **** after she's dipped her *** in it!"
3]A prostitute walks into tha surgeons office and says can u make me another hole in my *** tha suergeon asked y she replies because bussiness is goin gud and i want to open a new location!.!.!.
4]There once was a blk man wht mam and cuban man its was the end of school and the teacher gave them homework assignments to use the colors pink yellow and green!!! So the next day the came back and the teacher said read your homework so the blk man said i have a pink car with green interior and yellow rims he got an a! The wht man said i have a pink house yellow furniture and green grass he got an a! So the cuban man said my phone went green green i pink it up and said yellow
5]AttN: R!. Kelly found not guilty! Party tonight at Chuck E!. Cheese! Ladies get in free with middle school I!.D!. lol
6]One day Minnie and Mickie werd sittin down tlkin and Minnie said she wanted a divorce!. Mickie said, "Is yew fukiin crazy !" and Minnie said, "No I'm fukiin goofy!"
7]there r 3 kinds of people in the world the ones who can count and the ones who cant =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
2]four women were set to become nuns!. the priest asked them if they had ever touched a penis!. the first one said,"i touched it with the tip of my finger!." the priest told her to dip her finger in holy water!. the 2nd one said,"i touched it with my hand!." the 2nd one dipped her hand in holy water!. the 3rd one was set to go but the 4th nun shoved her out of the way!. "What's wrong!?"the priest asked!. the 4th nun yelled," i'm not gargling with that **** after she's dipped her *** in it!"
3]A prostitute walks into tha surgeons office and says can u make me another hole in my *** tha suergeon asked y she replies because bussiness is goin gud and i want to open a new location!.!.!.
4]There once was a blk man wht mam and cuban man its was the end of school and the teacher gave them homework assignments to use the colors pink yellow and green!!! So the next day the came back and the teacher said read your homework so the blk man said i have a pink car with green interior and yellow rims he got an a! The wht man said i have a pink house yellow furniture and green grass he got an a! So the cuban man said my phone went green green i pink it up and said yellow
5]AttN: R!. Kelly found not guilty! Party tonight at Chuck E!. Cheese! Ladies get in free with middle school I!.D!. lol
6]One day Minnie and Mickie werd sittin down tlkin and Minnie said she wanted a divorce!. Mickie said, "Is yew fukiin crazy !" and Minnie said, "No I'm fukiin goofy!"
7]there r 3 kinds of people in the world the ones who can count and the ones who cant =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
A quote from the Los Anglos MC for the sick and twisted film festival " We have been getting some complaints about our shows being too gross and disgusting !.!.!. The name of the festival is called "sick and twisted" what the f**k did you expect!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=sHzdsFiBb!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=FzRH3iTQP!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=rZBA0SKmQ!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=FzRH3iTQP!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=JdLCEwEFC!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=kqe5X3de6!.!.!.
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands!.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin!."
"What!?" said the puzzled groom!.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times!?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be!.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me!.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up!.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver!.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method!.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not!.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it!.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it!.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it!.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was!.!.!. God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why!?"
"You're a lawyer!. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
______________________________________!.!.!.
The time was 2:36 and school had just ended!. I was really eager to leave the campus: one, because school sucks and two, because my mom was picking me up in the ghettoest van imaginable and I didn't want anyone to see it!. Of course being the great mother she is, she parked the hunk-a-junk right, smack dab in front of the school where it could be seen by pretty much everyone and their mother!. no pun intended!. So there I am already embarrassed that i had to be seen in front of the piece of crap!. I go to get into the thing via the sliding door!. I open the slider and it decides not to stop!. Yeah,it just kept sliding and fell off its higes all together and clunked right onto the ground!. I had to go to the wood shop and ask for a screwdriver to fix it!. It, to this very day, haunts me when I sleep!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=FzRH3iTQP!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=rZBA0SKmQ!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=FzRH3iTQP!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=JdLCEwEFC!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=kqe5X3de6!.!.!.
______________________________________!.!.!.
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands!.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin!."
"What!?" said the puzzled groom!.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times!?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be!.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me!.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up!.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver!.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method!.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not!.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it!.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it!.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it!.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was!.!.!. God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why!?"
"You're a lawyer!. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
______________________________________!.!.!.
The time was 2:36 and school had just ended!. I was really eager to leave the campus: one, because school sucks and two, because my mom was picking me up in the ghettoest van imaginable and I didn't want anyone to see it!. Of course being the great mother she is, she parked the hunk-a-junk right, smack dab in front of the school where it could be seen by pretty much everyone and their mother!. no pun intended!. So there I am already embarrassed that i had to be seen in front of the piece of crap!. I go to get into the thing via the sliding door!. I open the slider and it decides not to stop!. Yeah,it just kept sliding and fell off its higes all together and clunked right onto the ground!. I had to go to the wood shop and ask for a screwdriver to fix it!. It, to this very day, haunts me when I sleep!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=-dDjeBN2J!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
first part is kinda boring but keep watching its hilarious
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http://youtube!.com/watch!?v=ZjALYqj0dPw&f!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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