Funny people please answer. How do I finish this sentence. . .?!
Question: Funny people please answer!. How do I finish this sentence!. !. !.!?
Right now I'm writing something on my most embarrassing moment, and I have A LOT of them!. So, I want to figure out a funny way of saying "If embarrassing moments were __________ then ____________," as in to say how many I have!. I know you're funny, people, so help me out please!
And I did ask this question once before but I just want to get lots of answers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And I did ask this question once before but I just want to get lots of answers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
If embarrassing moments were people, I'd have my own fan club!.
If embarrassing moments were phone numbers, my phone would be ringing off the hook!.
(Okay, those two were pretty dorky!.!.!.LOL)
If embarrassing moments were numbers, I'd have a whole math book!. (Or algebra book, or geometry, or whatever!.)
If embarrassing moments were grades, I'd pass English class!. (You could put in whatever class this is for!)
If embarrassing moments were women, I'd run a harem!.
If embarrassing moments were animals, the ASPCA would raid my house!.
If embarrassing moments were puppies, I'd have the pick of the litter!. (Or the runt, whichever you prefer!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
If embarrassing moments were phone numbers, my phone would be ringing off the hook!.
(Okay, those two were pretty dorky!.!.!.LOL)
If embarrassing moments were numbers, I'd have a whole math book!. (Or algebra book, or geometry, or whatever!.)
If embarrassing moments were grades, I'd pass English class!. (You could put in whatever class this is for!)
If embarrassing moments were women, I'd run a harem!.
If embarrassing moments were animals, the ASPCA would raid my house!.
If embarrassing moments were puppies, I'd have the pick of the litter!. (Or the runt, whichever you prefer!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
If embarrassing moments were brains instead, I'd be top of every class!
If embarrassing moments were boobs, I'd have custom made bras!.
If embarrassing moments were bricks, we'd be falling out of orbit from the weight of mine!.
If embarrassing moments were building blocks, God would strike me down and accuse me of trying to breach heaven!.
If embarrassing moments were ice sickles, we'd be back in the ice age!.
If embarrassing moments were water, we'd all drown!.
If embarrassing moments were letters, I'd be able to go on and on and on with these jokes!.
If embarrassing moments were space, we'd be able to live on every galaxy!.
If embarrassing moments were black holes, I'd be apologizing over and over again to our supreme creator who would have to start over and over and over and over and over!.!.!. again creating the planet we live on!Www@Enter-QA@Com
If embarrassing moments were boobs, I'd have custom made bras!.
If embarrassing moments were bricks, we'd be falling out of orbit from the weight of mine!.
If embarrassing moments were building blocks, God would strike me down and accuse me of trying to breach heaven!.
If embarrassing moments were ice sickles, we'd be back in the ice age!.
If embarrassing moments were water, we'd all drown!.
If embarrassing moments were letters, I'd be able to go on and on and on with these jokes!.
If embarrassing moments were space, we'd be able to live on every galaxy!.
If embarrassing moments were black holes, I'd be apologizing over and over again to our supreme creator who would have to start over and over and over and over and over!.!.!. again creating the planet we live on!Www@Enter-QA@Com
If embarrassing moments were books, I would have the biggest libaray in the world!.
If embrrassing moments were paper, there wouldn't be any more trees in the world!.
If embrassing moment were computers, then Bill gates would be even richier!.
If embrassing moments were water, we would all die
If embbrassing moments were christmaas ordiments, i would have to have all the trees in the world!.
Lol, I can't beilive I came ou with all thoose!. I liked the paper one!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
If embrrassing moments were paper, there wouldn't be any more trees in the world!.
If embrassing moment were computers, then Bill gates would be even richier!.
If embrassing moments were water, we would all die
If embbrassing moments were christmaas ordiments, i would have to have all the trees in the world!.
Lol, I can't beilive I came ou with all thoose!. I liked the paper one!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
if embarrasing moments were drugs, then id be lindsay lohan!.
loll
sry not school approprietee
orr
if embarrassing moments were money, id be rich!. [ or bill gates]
butt i actually have this really corny one, bahah!.!.:
if embarrasing moments were raindrops, id be a hurricane!.
lol!. sry but other than that , i got nothing!.
=]Www@Enter-QA@Com
loll
sry not school approprietee
orr
if embarrassing moments were money, id be rich!. [ or bill gates]
butt i actually have this really corny one, bahah!.!.:
if embarrasing moments were raindrops, id be a hurricane!.
lol!. sry but other than that , i got nothing!.
=]Www@Enter-QA@Com
if embarassing moments were words, then i can be the world's greatest poet!
if embarassing moments were tricks, then i would be David Blaine!
if embarassing moments were pimples, then i would be the moon!Www@Enter-QA@Com
if embarassing moments were tricks, then i would be David Blaine!
if embarassing moments were pimples, then i would be the moon!Www@Enter-QA@Com
IF embarrassing moments were LIL girls then R kelly would be peein all ova them and gettin away with it scott free!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If embarrassing moments were school awards then i would get top of the class!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1) hot guys, i'd be smothered
2) dollars, i'd be richWww@Enter-QA@Com
2) dollars, i'd be richWww@Enter-QA@Com
if embarrasing moments were votes, then i'd be barack obama lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
were penises then i had sucked all guys ballsWww@Enter-QA@Com
having my red light unexpectedly then i would not wear my milky white skirtWww@Enter-QA@Com
food!.
i'd die of starvation or be stuffed!.
either oner for the second partWww@Enter-QA@Com
i'd die of starvation or be stuffed!.
either oner for the second partWww@Enter-QA@Com