Ladies Talks!!!?!
Question: Ladies Talks!!!!?
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it
started to rain!. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put
it over her cigarette and continued smoking!.
Lady 1: What's that!?
Lady 2: A condom!. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet!.
Lady 1: Where did you get it!?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore!.
The next day!.!.!.Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms!.
The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of
age), but politely asks what brand she prefers!.
Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel!.
The pharmacist faintedWww@Enter-QA@Com
started to rain!. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put
it over her cigarette and continued smoking!.
Lady 1: What's that!?
Lady 2: A condom!. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet!.
Lady 1: Where did you get it!?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore!.
The next day!.!.!.Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms!.
The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of
age), but politely asks what brand she prefers!.
Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel!.
The pharmacist faintedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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was that supposed to be funny!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St!. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twin biddies!.
One of the twins was hard of hearing but the other could hear quite well!.
The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa!.
The deaf one said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other!.
"Now get a little closer together", said the cameraman!.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE"!.
So, they wiggled up close to each other!.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer!.
Yet again - "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St!. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twin biddies!.
One of the twins was hard of hearing but the other could hear quite well!.
The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa!.
The deaf one said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other!.
"Now get a little closer together", said the cameraman!.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE"!.
So, they wiggled up close to each other!.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer!.
Yet again - "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US!?Www@Enter-QA@Com