American tourist joke!!!?!
Question: American tourist joke!!!!?
An American tourist pulls over the Hertz car in the middle of nowhere for a pee!. Suddenly a bloke jumps out from behind a tree, pointing a shotgun at him!. “Pull yourself off”, he orders!.
“What!?”
“M@sturb@te!. Right now!”
Nervously, the tourist obliges!.
“Now, do it again”!.
“I can’t do it again”
“DO it again!”
So the tourist M@sturb@tes for a second time!.
“Okay, once more”
“I couldn’t do it once more, no matter what!. You may as well shoot me!.”
“No, that’s fine!. Now you can give my sister a lift to the next town!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
“What!?”
“M@sturb@te!. Right now!”
Nervously, the tourist obliges!.
“Now, do it again”!.
“I can’t do it again”
“DO it again!”
So the tourist M@sturb@tes for a second time!.
“Okay, once more”
“I couldn’t do it once more, no matter what!. You may as well shoot me!.”
“No, that’s fine!. Now you can give my sister a lift to the next town!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
not too bad, that idea!.!.!.
*speechless*Www@Enter-QA@Com
*speechless*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!!! Nice one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
awesome one
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.
now you're harmless
^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
now you're harmless
^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it!. :|Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha/!.!.!.!.nice joke!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com