Answering Machine!!!!?!
Question: Answering Machine!!!!!?
A transcript of the new answering service recently installed at the
Mental Health Institute
"Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want !.!.!. Stay on
the line so we can trace your call
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the
mother ship
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell
you which number to press
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press
!.!.!. no one will answer
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a
representative comes on the line
If you have amnesia press 8 and state your name, address, phone number,
date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press
000
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or
before the beep !.!.!. Or after the beep !.!.!. Please wait for the beep
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9
If you have low self esteem, please hang up !.!.!. All of our operators
are too busy to talk to you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mental Health Institute
"Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want !.!.!. Stay on
the line so we can trace your call
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the
mother ship
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell
you which number to press
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press
!.!.!. no one will answer
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a
representative comes on the line
If you have amnesia press 8 and state your name, address, phone number,
date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press
000
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or
before the beep !.!.!. Or after the beep !.!.!. Please wait for the beep
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9
If you have low self esteem, please hang up !.!.!. All of our operators
are too busy to talk to you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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here's your star!.!.!.
i can use that in my psychology class
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i can use that in my psychology class
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good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha , thats funny!!!!
STAR!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
STAR!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com