How advanced is medicine in your country?!

A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
> can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
> looking for work in six weeks!.'
>
> A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
> person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
> weeks!.'
>
> A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
> can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and
> have them both looking for work in two weeks!.'
>
> A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind!. We
> took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House
> and now half the country is looking for work'!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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