Is it bad if i post a joke this old...One day a father gets out of work and on h!
Question: Is it bad if i post a joke this old!.!.!.One day a father gets out of work and on his way home!?
he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday!.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window!?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir!?'
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19!.95, Shopping Barbie for $19!.95, Beach Barbie for $19!.95, Disco Barbie for $19!.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19!.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19!.95, Skater Barbie for $19!.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265!.95'!.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what!?!
Why is the Divorced Barbie $265!.95 and the others only $19!.95!?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir!.!.!.!., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's baIIs!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window!?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir!?'
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19!.95, Shopping Barbie for $19!.95, Beach Barbie for $19!.95, Disco Barbie for $19!.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19!.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19!.95, Skater Barbie for $19!.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265!.95'!.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what!?!
Why is the Divorced Barbie $265!.95 and the others only $19!.95!?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir!.!.!.!., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's baIIs!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Absolute magic, but sadly also soooooooo true!. But you missed out that she also has Ken's bank account!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, i have never heard that joke before!!
I love it!!!!
This joke is funny but i little dirty, so dont read on if you are innocent!!
On their first night together, the newly weds decided to set up signals
concerning their "urges"!.
The lady said "If you want it, squeeze my BOOB once, if you don't want it,
squeeze my BOOB twice!."
The gent said "OK, if you want it, pull my DONG once, if you don't want it,
pull my DONG 48 times!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love it!!!!
This joke is funny but i little dirty, so dont read on if you are innocent!!
On their first night together, the newly weds decided to set up signals
concerning their "urges"!.
The lady said "If you want it, squeeze my BOOB once, if you don't want it,
squeeze my BOOB twice!."
The gent said "OK, if you want it, pull my DONG once, if you don't want it,
pull my DONG 48 times!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks it cheered me up!
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hahah that would be just about right!.!.
!.but he was probably playing up with all the Barbies,
so he deserves to be taken to the cleaners lol
jk hahah funny jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.but he was probably playing up with all the Barbies,
so he deserves to be taken to the cleaners lol
jk hahah funny jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!! I LOVE IT! OMG I NEED TO TELL THAT TO MY FRIENDS! That is a good joke, don't let it go, because I have heard alot of jokes, and have never heard that one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL i think it's fine!.LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
me and the girls say thanks so much
honestly never heard it before
we are having a good laugh
nope still the same size
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
honestly never heard it before
we are having a good laugh
nope still the same size
x x xWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I have never heard that one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahahah!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
I haven't heard of that so i'm obviously enjoying it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I haven't heard of that so i'm obviously enjoying it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
AHAHAHAHA! I lol'dWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol hahahahahahahahalol barbie does represent life lol hhahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
It is an old joke but it's funny and a reminder about what marriage and divorce are all about!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ah well if it had been my stuff the price would have only been $29!.95Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO, no it's not bad, because somehow I've never heard this one and I laughed, I'm gonna use it, thanks for the chuckleWww@Enter-QA@Com
neva heard it before but it was funny, im going to tell my boyfriend it noww!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahah!. I think its pretty funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
DAMN! thAT was funny dude!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
not bad !.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmaooo!. made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
holy sh*t i never heard that before man thats f****** funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've never heard it before!.
It made me smile : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
It made me smile : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!. i loved it!.!.!.that was great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
honestly, i've never heard this one and i liked it a lotWww@Enter-QA@Com