Are these Animal jokes ok? Or not!! There not dirty jokes!!?!
Question: Are these Animal jokes ok!? Or not!! There not dirty jokes!!!?
#1: A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo!. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence!. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo!. A twenty-foot fence was put up!. Again he go out!. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go!?"
The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"
#2: An unemployed guy got a new job at the zoo!. They offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo!.
On his first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage!. The people all cheer to see him!. He starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring!.
During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars!. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help!"
The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs!"
#3: Two seniors are standing in front of the Hotel Duluth when they see a penguin walking by!. Pat grabs it and asks Mike, "what should I do with him!?"
Mike says, "Why don't you take him out to the zoo!?"
The next day in front of the Hotel, Mike sees Pat walking with the penguin on a leash!. "I thought I told you to take him to the zoo," says Mike!.
"I did," says Pat, "and we had such a good time that tonight I think I'll take him to the hockey game!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"
#2: An unemployed guy got a new job at the zoo!. They offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo!.
On his first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage!. The people all cheer to see him!. He starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring!.
During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars!. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help!"
The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs!"
#3: Two seniors are standing in front of the Hotel Duluth when they see a penguin walking by!. Pat grabs it and asks Mike, "what should I do with him!?"
Mike says, "Why don't you take him out to the zoo!?"
The next day in front of the Hotel, Mike sees Pat walking with the penguin on a leash!. "I thought I told you to take him to the zoo," says Mike!.
"I did," says Pat, "and we had such a good time that tonight I think I'll take him to the hockey game!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Jokes that make me laugh deserve a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.
#1=funny
#2= kinDa sow that coming but good!.
#3=Okay!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
#1=funny
#2= kinDa sow that coming but good!.
#3=Okay!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! They're good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
1= haha made me smile
2= had me worried for a minute
3= ha not that funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2= had me worried for a minute
3= ha not that funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol they are funny !.!.!.1 and 2 the best!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Gota love the 2nd one! Very cute!. Star for you :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.funny!.!.!.!.!.good joke!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
there ok the 2nd one was the best in my opinionWww@Enter-QA@Com
Cute and funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL funny those are really good jokes
a star for you XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
a star for you XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!.!.!.Love these jokes!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
theyre pretty good
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
theyre pretty good
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
yup, made me giggleWww@Enter-QA@Com
made me laugh!! a star 4 u!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com