Is he a bad bad Panda, Or is he Just being a True Panda??!
Question: Is he a bad bad Panda, Or is he Just being a True Panda!?!?
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich!. He eats the sandwich, he then grabs the nearest waitress and proceeds to have sex with her on the table top,!.
When he has finished both the sandwich and the sexual act, the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts,
"Hey! Where are you going!? You just had sex with my waitress, messed up my table, and you haven’t even payed for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring!. Eats Roots and leaves!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
When he has finished both the sandwich and the sexual act, the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts,
"Hey! Where are you going!? You just had sex with my waitress, messed up my table, and you haven’t even payed for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring!. Eats Roots and leaves!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL! That's a good one! Worth a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol seeing the others were clean, i got a shock hahahWww@Enter-QA@Com
just being a true panda lol
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
interesting one
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
interesting one
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it
explain itWww@Enter-QA@Com
explain itWww@Enter-QA@Com