I need some good comebacks plzzz!!!?!
Question: I need some good comebacks plzzz!!!!?
i am 11 years old and i need some really good comebacks so when my 16 year old brother says something mean to me or when my friends try to play jokes on me or when they call me gay or something!.!.!.!.the point is i just need some REALLY REALLY good comebacks!!!!!!!!!!because when evver i come up with a good comeback its usually like 5 minutes after the person dissed me!.!.!.soooo yea!.!.!.!.plzzzzzz help me out!.!.!.thxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
if he calls you gay, just say "yould like that wouldnt you"Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell him "your the reason they say pregnant women should'nt drink alcohol while pregnant!"
"i know you are but what am i!?" say this back to him everytime he says something to you!. it gets real annoying for himafter a while and they give up!.
tell him real serious, "i'm sorry to tell you but dad said when they had you they wanted to try again for a better child so they had me"
a real ugly one: tell him "your the poster boy for abortion"
tell him "richard simons called, he said to tell you he wants his sequin underwear back"
tell him " the 80's called, they said they want their hairstyle back"
tell him " the zoo called and said i have to take you and put you back in the monkey cage"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"i know you are but what am i!?" say this back to him everytime he says something to you!. it gets real annoying for himafter a while and they give up!.
tell him real serious, "i'm sorry to tell you but dad said when they had you they wanted to try again for a better child so they had me"
a real ugly one: tell him "your the poster boy for abortion"
tell him "richard simons called, he said to tell you he wants his sequin underwear back"
tell him " the 80's called, they said they want their hairstyle back"
tell him " the zoo called and said i have to take you and put you back in the monkey cage"Www@Enter-QA@Com
So if your friend calls you gay, then you say, "that's not what your mom said last night!"
or if your friend calls you gay, you say, "well since you know so much about being gay!.!.you must be gay!. Sorry dude!.!.i'm not interested in you!"
Or "wow you must have worked really hard on that one huh!? Does your little pea brain hurt now!?"
Or "you're really smart since you've never used your brain"
Or "it's no surprise you've got so much $h!t coming out of your mouth!. You're an A$$Face!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
or if your friend calls you gay, you say, "well since you know so much about being gay!.!.you must be gay!. Sorry dude!.!.i'm not interested in you!"
Or "wow you must have worked really hard on that one huh!? Does your little pea brain hurt now!?"
Or "you're really smart since you've never used your brain"
Or "it's no surprise you've got so much $h!t coming out of your mouth!. You're an A$$Face!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just tell him to stop hating on you just because mom and dad think youre the number one son!
Or you can just say, "stop picking on me in front of your friends to show off!. Your only a dick when their around, so you look stupid, you know!? Im only looking out for you!.!. "
lol!.!.
Calling him out in front of his friends will probably burn a little!.!.
lmao!.!.
just be like!.!.
"Do you hate me because Im only 11 and my peepee is still bigger than yours!? 'Cause that would explain a lot!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Or you can just say, "stop picking on me in front of your friends to show off!. Your only a dick when their around, so you look stupid, you know!? Im only looking out for you!.!. "
lol!.!.
Calling him out in front of his friends will probably burn a little!.!.
lmao!.!.
just be like!.!.
"Do you hate me because Im only 11 and my peepee is still bigger than yours!? 'Cause that would explain a lot!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
first off think off something the person likes to do!.!.!.!.!.!.like play football for example!.
than just say," ohh, yeah im a very happy person!. And did you hear about a book im writing on how football connects to severe
brain damage! You should read it, it could really help you out!. "Www@Enter-QA@Com
than just say," ohh, yeah im a very happy person!. And did you hear about a book im writing on how football connects to severe
brain damage! You should read it, it could really help you out!. "Www@Enter-QA@Com
Say things like Your teeth are so yellow, I Can't Believe it's not butter!.
Or you're so fat that Fat Albert gave you the right to say HEY HEY HEY!
Or say something like You're so poor that when you walked inside the public bus, you said to the people "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!?!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Or you're so fat that Fat Albert gave you the right to say HEY HEY HEY!
Or say something like You're so poor that when you walked inside the public bus, you said to the people "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE!?!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
you speak your mind and tell your brother how it makes you feel when he makes fun of you!.!.!. if that doesn't work tell him to f**k a cheerio, and go ape-s**t on him kicking him repetitively in the nuts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you could say!.!.!.
you're pretty !.!.!. PRETTY UGLY!
you're funny!.!.!. FUNNY LOOKIN'!
you're as beautiful as a rose !.!.!. A ROSE IN A BABOON'S BUTT!
If someone call's you gay just say!.!.!.
it's better than being you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
you're pretty !.!.!. PRETTY UGLY!
you're funny!.!.!. FUNNY LOOKIN'!
you're as beautiful as a rose !.!.!. A ROSE IN A BABOON'S BUTT!
If someone call's you gay just say!.!.!.
it's better than being you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"You were a mistake"
"You were adopted!."
"Mom never loved you!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"You were adopted!."
"Mom never loved you!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
You say gay as in happy!.!. happy im not a fa gott like you
muahahaaa
or you say, how do you know, cuz your gay and you can tell who other gay ppl are!. - haha from 40 year old virginWww@Enter-QA@Com
muahahaaa
or you say, how do you know, cuz your gay and you can tell who other gay ppl are!. - haha from 40 year old virginWww@Enter-QA@Com
"Did it hurt when mom dropped on your head as a baby!?"
Whichever answer you choose, hope you can run fast!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whichever answer you choose, hope you can run fast!Www@Enter-QA@Com
when they say something bad to you!.!.Reply: "I know what you are but what am i" just keep repeting that!.!.!.Or: "look who's talking" Jeez i dont really know!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well i'm not good at comebacks either!. I just usually say, Yeah, well!.!.!.!. UHHH! or YOUR MOM! but his mom is your mom, too!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I refuse to have a battle of wits with a person completely unarmed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
go give back that baboon its face
i hope your leg fall of and you trip over them
its time you sue you brain for non support!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i hope your leg fall of and you trip over them
its time you sue you brain for non support!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just say 'it takes one to know one"
OR
"You just want me to be gay because you are attracted to me"Www@Enter-QA@Com
OR
"You just want me to be gay because you are attracted to me"Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell your brother to go to http://stuffididlastnight!.com LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your mouth is like my butt, nothing good ever comes out of it!.
Is that your face, or did your neck throw-up!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Is that your face, or did your neck throw-up!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
if someone insults you just say your mama or probably your whole generationWww@Enter-QA@Com
so's your face is my personal favourite!got me outta some embarrasing situations!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"hah, you wish!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
say y"your bald headed ancestors and descendants" !.!.!.!. lmao that works every time!Www@Enter-QA@Com
if he calls u gay, say: yes, yes i am!. I am a very "happy" person!. (gay means happy too)Www@Enter-QA@Com
insult his motherWww@Enter-QA@Com
just moon him everytime he screws with you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's an old one from Bob Hope:
"You wouldn't say that if my Script-writers were here!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"You wouldn't say that if my Script-writers were here!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to noticeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Build a bridGe aNd Get Ova iT maTeWww@Enter-QA@Com
just ignore him!.!.!.!.!. but what kinds of things does your brother say to you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
me!?!.!. gay!?!.!. yeah im happy, thanks for noticing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
just tell them ''look it here man, LOOK IT HERE!''Www@Enter-QA@Com