Dishonest Lawyer joke =]?!


Question: Dishonest Lawyer joke =]!?
Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed one of his client's jurors to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, fearing the murder charge being brought by the state!. The jury was out for days before returning with the verdict:

manslaughter!

Later, as Murphy paid off the corrupt juror, he asked him if he had a hard time convincing the other jurors to see things his way!.

"Boy, did I!" said the juror!. "They kept voting innocent!"



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Answers:
Both Jokes listed are great and we need more Lawyer jokes out there!. oh and for those who did not get it, think if every one wanted the person free but the one paid off, he caused them to change their mind to charging him for manslaughter!. as for the second joke, like the man in the coffin is going to cash the check!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

So here's a joke about a very honest lawyer:

As Mr!. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him!. He called for the three men he trusted most his lawyer, his doctor, and his clergyman!. He told them, "I'm going to give you each $30,000 in cash before I die!. At my funeral, I want you to place the money in my coffin so that I can try to take it with me!." All three agreed to do this and were given the money!. At the funeral, each approached the coffin in turn and placed an envelope inside!. While riding in the limousine to the cemetery, the clergyman said "I have to confess something to you fellows!. Brother Smith was a good churchman all his life, and I know he would have wanted me to do this!. The church needed a new baptistery very badly, and I took $10,000 of the money he gave me and bought one!. I only put $20,000 in the coffin!." The physician then said, "Well, since we're confiding in one another, I might as well tell you that I didn't put the full $30,000 in the coffin either!. Smith had a disease that could have been diagnosed sooner if I had this very new machine, but the machine cost $20,000 and I couldn't afford it then!. I used $20,000 of the money to buy the machine so that I might be able to save another patient!. I know that Smith would have wanted me to do that!." The lawyer then said, "I'm ashamed of both of you!. When I put my envelope into that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Everyone was going to vote innocent and he convinced them to vote manslaughter!. Funny !.Www@Enter-QA@Com

WOW! Simply terrific! LMAO!!!!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

This ain't no joke,this waste of my minute!Www@Enter-QA@Com

kinda funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

wowieeWww@Enter-QA@Com

this site is a funny "Your Mom" joke!. check it out! http://stuffididlastnight!.comWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOL! I thought this was funny!.!.!. thank you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i dont get at all!.!.!.!. O_OWww@Enter-QA@Com

its okWww@Enter-QA@Com

what!?!?!? i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com

I don't get it either!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hell nah that's just too funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i didnt get that!.!.!.AT ALL!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
and i sure dont trust my lier!.!.!.!.oops i mean lawyer
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com

It was built up really well!.!.!. and then you completely ruined it with the ending!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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