Do you like these ancient Chinese proverbs?!
Question: Do you like these ancient Chinese proverbs!?
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone!.
Man who run in front of car get tired!?
Men who run behind car get exhausted!.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day!.
Foolish man gives wife grand piano, wise man
give wife upright organ!.
Man who walk through airport turnstile
sideways going to Bangkok!.
Man with one chopstick go hungry!.
Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails!.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth!.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left!.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse!.
Men who fight with wife all day get no piece at night!.
It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it!.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!.
Men who fart in church sit in own pew!.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Man who run in front of car get tired!?
Men who run behind car get exhausted!.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day!.
Foolish man gives wife grand piano, wise man
give wife upright organ!.
Man who walk through airport turnstile
sideways going to Bangkok!.
Man with one chopstick go hungry!.
Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails!.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth!.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left!.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse!.
Men who fight with wife all day get no piece at night!.
It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it!.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!.
Men who fart in church sit in own pew!.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Hmm!.!.!. not great!.
I could perhaps see the good side if the grammar was accurate, and you didn't claim them to be Chinese!. But otherwise, they are just too irritating!.
These are not Chinese proverbs!. The only way that that could in any way be suggested is by the caricatured Chinese pigeon-English bad grammar!.
If these were indeed originally Chinese, then none of the puns would work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I could perhaps see the good side if the grammar was accurate, and you didn't claim them to be Chinese!. But otherwise, they are just too irritating!.
These are not Chinese proverbs!. The only way that that could in any way be suggested is by the caricatured Chinese pigeon-English bad grammar!.
If these were indeed originally Chinese, then none of the puns would work!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Man who walk through airport turnstyle sideways is going to Bangkok!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, they are indeed quite interesting!.!.!. but I can hardly understand them!.!.!.
They don't seem to relate to any chinese proverbs that I know of!.!.!.
But I'm sure ur 'chinese proverbs' are laughable! LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
They don't seem to relate to any chinese proverbs that I know of!.!.!.
But I'm sure ur 'chinese proverbs' are laughable! LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao you are game !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger!
:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks
Passionate kiss like spider's web, often leads to fly's undoing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Passionate kiss like spider's web, often leads to fly's undoing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
cleverWww@Enter-QA@Com
mostly really bad humor!.!. sorry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
And they're Chinese proverbs are they!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
very good, very true lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
very good, very true lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
very good!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
all very trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha no wonder!. good!. and yes all very true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol! tht was really gud!.!.!.i couldn't stop laughinWww@Enter-QA@Com