Not exactly a dinner conversation. (joke)?!
Question: Not exactly a dinner conversation!. (joke)!?
A family is at the dinner table!. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there!? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts!.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm!.
In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit!.
After 50, they are like onions"!.
"Onions!?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry!."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there!?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases!.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard!.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable!.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree"!.
"A Christmas tree!?"
"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm!.
In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit!.
After 50, they are like onions"!.
"Onions!?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry!."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there!?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases!.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard!.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable!.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree"!.
"A Christmas tree!?"
"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Excellent!.!.!.!.!.as always!
Laughter, just what the doctor ordered!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Laughter, just what the doctor ordered!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Correct, not exactly dinner conversation, but very funny!
LOVE the brazillion joke!!!!
(Someone should have told him it's equal to the stock in a Victoria's Secret warehouse!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOVE the brazillion joke!!!!
(Someone should have told him it's equal to the stock in a Victoria's Secret warehouse!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha two very funny jokes thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Awesome!Www@Enter-QA@Com
??? haha lol very funny! =) ???Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha those are very funny thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.!.that seriously make me laugh!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol those are too funny!.!.!.star 4uWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com