Whats the funniest text message you've ever received?!

NEWSFLASH!
Police have found the body of a woman with saggy t!ts and a fanny like a bucket!.

Txt me back so I know you are ok

I send this one to my sister and best friend periodically just to p1ss them off (LOL)Www@Enter-QA@Com

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my mom got a few!. here r d ones i remember

Do u know what Education is!?!? Wasting a quarter of our life to know how to waste the rest of our life!.

The government is planning to catch monkeys and cage them!. U better hide!

No one can lick all their teeth!.!.!.its a proven fact!.









































All fools who read this try to lick all their teeth n succeed!.
I know u did it too!.!.!.don't deny it! Forward it to others and make a fool out of them too!


Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children!.


3 monkeys escaped from the zoo !.!.!. one was caught watching tv !.!.!. another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Help!. I'm at the police station!.!. I was arrested for possession of good looks!. They say they need someone butt ugly to bail me out!.!. where the hell are you!?!!?!!?!

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If you are ever upset, just go to the mirror and say, 'S**t! I'm so good looking!.!.!.' But don't make it a habit!.!. liars go to hell! ;)

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Hey! Can you please send me a picture of you!?!? I was playing old maid and I lost the donkey card!.!. =PWww@Enter-QA@Com

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I didn't receive this but my cousin did

I wish you were here
with me
in my room
w/ the door closed
on my bed
w/ the lights off
so I could show you something!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
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My COOL NEW GLOW IN THE DARK WATCH
What were you thinking you perv!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I got a very very long text about lies and infidelity!. Unfortunatly it was from a bloke I had only worked with for three days and it was meant for his girlfreind!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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My friend got an Text saying!.!.!.!.!.
Finish this sentence you and me should!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Well i am going to say that we should!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Have!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
A PARTY!!!!!

What were you thinking!?!?!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Hi this is your phone, thanks for getting me out of your pocket the smell next to your balls was horrible!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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"I just called - your line doesn't work any more"

my last B/F to his ex, when they where doing the last steps of their split upWww@Enter-QA@Com

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I cant write it on here i'll get a violation it's a slightly racist limmerickWww@Enter-QA@Com

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If you love me, text back!.

I usually don't text back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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A ROTCOD SYAS EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM NOSREP
EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER NEHW TI SI NETTIRW
NI A ESREVIR REDRO!.

OK!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

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i dont have enough money to send you this text message!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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my ex wife saying that it was over between usWww@Enter-QA@Com

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