I'm bored and depressed, please help?!
Question: I'm bored and depressed, please help!?
does anyone know a good joke!? it's worth 10 points tomorrow if you have something to cheer me up! pleaseeeeeeee!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr!. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep!.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend!. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see!."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars!."
"What does that tell you!?"
Watson ponders for a minute!. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets!. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo!. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three!. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant!. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow!. What does it tell you!?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks!. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend!. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see!."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars!."
"What does that tell you!?"
Watson ponders for a minute!. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets!. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo!. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three!. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant!. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow!. What does it tell you!?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks!. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Never trust a dentist with teeth painted on his lips!
No! Still depressed!?
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Q: Did you here about the constipated mathematician!?
A: He worked it out with a pencil!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No! Still depressed!?
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Q: Did you here about the constipated mathematician!?
A: He worked it out with a pencil!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you hear about the football coach who got his teeth knocked out!?
He was showing a new player how to kick the ball!. He held it on the ground and said, "Now when i nod my head kick it!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
He was showing a new player how to kick the ball!. He held it on the ground and said, "Now when i nod my head kick it!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I suggest looking at "Cowboy Joke-!?" by Sky from yahoo answers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com