Funny or not part 2 ?!
Question: Funny or not part 2 !?
Defence Attorney:
Will you please state your age!?
Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old!.
Defence Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st!?
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me!.
Defence Attorney:
Did you know him!?
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly!.
Defence Attorney:
What happened after he sat down!?
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh!.
Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him!?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him!.
Defense Attorney:
Why not!?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good!. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago!.
Defence Attorney:
What happened next!?
Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts!.
Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him then!?
Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him!.
Defence Attorney:
Why not!?
Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited!. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defence Attorney:
What happened next!?
Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man!. Take me now!'
Defence Attorney:
Did he take you!?
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!'
And that's when I shot the little ba**ard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Will you please state your age!?
Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old!.
Defence Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st!?
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me!.
Defence Attorney:
Did you know him!?
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly!.
Defence Attorney:
What happened after he sat down!?
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh!.
Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him!?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him!.
Defense Attorney:
Why not!?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good!. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago!.
Defence Attorney:
What happened next!?
Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts!.
Defence Attorney:
Did you stop him then!?
Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him!.
Defence Attorney:
Why not!?
Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited!. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defence Attorney:
What happened next!?
Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man!. Take me now!'
Defence Attorney:
Did he take you!?
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!'
And that's when I shot the little ba**ard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!.!.!.
lol
rofl!.
hahahaha!. i laughed so hard then that i pee'd a little bit!!
haaaaaaaaaaWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
rofl!.
hahahaha!. i laughed so hard then that i pee'd a little bit!!
haaaaaaaaaaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Actually my best mate really did play this April Fool on an 85 year old woman!. And she really did shoot him!. Sorry, its just too painful!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA! yes! hilarous!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol yes, better than that other one with the clean upWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha!.!.!.ha!.!.!.!.that was really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
71/2 out of 10Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
love that oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
PMSL that's VERY funny :-)))Www@Enter-QA@Com
i gave it a chuckleWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg!!! lmao!!! hahaha that is great!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
OMFG !! lol !!! how wrong is that !.!.!.!.!. brilliant lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com