Joke ~ How did you know the cat was dead?!
Question: Joke ~ How did you know the cat was dead!?
A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead!.
"How do you know the cat was dead!?" she asked her pupil!.
"Because I pis*ed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently!.
"You did WHAT!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise!.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Psst' and it didn't move!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"How do you know the cat was dead!?" she asked her pupil!.
"Because I pis*ed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently!.
"You did WHAT!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise!.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Psst' and it didn't move!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
psst!.!.!.!.meself laughing!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
loobylou is a moron it is a joke it does not need to be question and sorry for your lack of humour!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha, a long time since your last joke but at least it was another funny one again!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha thanks Fidgety, I've missed your jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahah no not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
That made Me laugh!. Second time in 2 years in this section!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good girl, jokes don't have to be dirty to be funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hi, that was hilarious!.!.!.!.!.!.keep them coming!.!.!.!.!.!.!.thanks for the laugh!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like that funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
WIN!. =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!. love itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hhahahahaaaa!.!.!.nice one!.!.!.!.I loved it!.!.!.lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
loved itWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one fingers worth 10/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
brillWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok!.!.!.it's kinda too easy to make upWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very cute!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
whoa i didn't see that coming good star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
i dont quite understand that one, please do explain!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
eep I don't like that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny and cute!.!.!.!.i get it lol!.!.!.!.!.psst!.!.!.!.lol
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny and cute!.!.!.!.i get it lol!.!.!.!.!.psst!.!.!.!.lol
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!!! lol!!! thats funny!.!.!.!.!. ur rly funny!. Did you make that joke urself!?!? if you did!.!. WOW!!! make moreWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was not a question!.!. neither was it funny!. sorry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com