Who has the best little johnny jokes?!
Question: Who has the best little johnny jokes!?
Answers:
Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals!. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person!.
"Yes," said the policeman!. "The detectives want very badly to capture him!."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture!?"
A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in
a
sentence!.
Molly said!. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals!. It was fascinating!."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate"!.
Sally raised her hand!. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
Liberty
and I was fascinated!."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
’fascinate!.’"
Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
for
his bad language!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him!.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are
so
big, she can only fasten eight!."
The teacher fainted!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!
The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description!. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk!." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it!?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally!?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally!. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think!." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it!?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy!?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy!. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think!." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny!." "Well Ms!. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny!. "Okay says the teacher!." "What’s round, hard, and has a head!?" replied Little Johnny!. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all!." says the teacher!. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think!."
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit!. "Now
class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of
fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about!."
"Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red!."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely,
ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple!."
"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking!. Now, for the
second!. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish!."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get
the teacher to call on him!. But she skips him again and calls on
Billy!.
"Is it a peach!?"
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato!. But I like you're
thinking!. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard!."
By now, Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand
frantically!. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally!.
"A banana," she says!.
"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your
thinking!."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly!. "Hey,
I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket!.
Okay, I've got it: it's about an inch and a half long, hard, and
it's got a little red head on it!."
"Johnny!" she cries!. "That's disgusting!"
"Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a match stick, but I like your
thinking!"
Little Johnny is in school one day and the teacher asked him to
use the words "bitter end" in a sentence!.
Little Johnny thought for a moment and said "The dog chased the
cat through the house and it bitter end!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Yes," said the policeman!. "The detectives want very badly to capture him!."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture!?"
A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in
a
sentence!.
Molly said!. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals!. It was fascinating!."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate"!.
Sally raised her hand!. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
Liberty
and I was fascinated!."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
’fascinate!.’"
Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
for
his bad language!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him!.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are
so
big, she can only fasten eight!."
The teacher fainted!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!
The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description!. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk!." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it!?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally!?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally!. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think!." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it!?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy!?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy!. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think!." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny!." "Well Ms!. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny!. "Okay says the teacher!." "What’s round, hard, and has a head!?" replied Little Johnny!. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all!." says the teacher!. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think!."
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit!. "Now
class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of
fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about!."
"Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red!."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely,
ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple!."
"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking!. Now, for the
second!. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish!."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get
the teacher to call on him!. But she skips him again and calls on
Billy!.
"Is it a peach!?"
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato!. But I like you're
thinking!. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard!."
By now, Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand
frantically!. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally!.
"A banana," she says!.
"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your
thinking!."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly!. "Hey,
I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket!.
Okay, I've got it: it's about an inch and a half long, hard, and
it's got a little red head on it!."
"Johnny!" she cries!. "That's disgusting!"
"Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a match stick, but I like your
thinking!"
Little Johnny is in school one day and the teacher asked him to
use the words "bitter end" in a sentence!.
Little Johnny thought for a moment and said "The dog chased the
cat through the house and it bitter end!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
OK, little Johnny heard the teacher say, "Learn a new word tonight and come back tomorrow and use it in a sentence"!. That night little Johnny heard his mom tell his dad that the neighbor was pregnant, So johnny asked what pregnant means and his mom said,"It means carrying a child"!. The next day the teacher calls on Little Johnny to use his new word in a sentence, so he says," The fireman went up the ladder and came down pregnant!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
In English class Johnny was called up and asked, "What's the most important thing in grammar!?"
He picked up the chalk and placed a single dot on the chalkboard, then turned to face the teacher!. "The period!."
The teacher asked "Why is the period the most important thing!?"
Johnny shrugged!. "I don't know, but last night my sister told my family she missed one, my mom fainted and my dad started chasing our neighbor with a baseball bat until the police showed up and arrested him, so it must be pretty important!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
He picked up the chalk and placed a single dot on the chalkboard, then turned to face the teacher!. "The period!."
The teacher asked "Why is the period the most important thing!?"
Johnny shrugged!. "I don't know, but last night my sister told my family she missed one, my mom fainted and my dad started chasing our neighbor with a baseball bat until the police showed up and arrested him, so it must be pretty important!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny and Little Jenny are in their first sex education class and the teacher says, when you get home I want you all to find out what a penis is!.
Johnny gets home and asks his mum, who says you'd better ask dad that one!.
Johnny asks his dad who proudly flops it out and says, that son is a penis!.
The next day at school Jenny says that she couldn't find out what a penis was so Johnny says he'd show her!.
With a big grin on his face he flops his out and says, Thats a cock!
Anything smaller is a penis!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Johnny gets home and asks his mum, who says you'd better ask dad that one!.
Johnny asks his dad who proudly flops it out and says, that son is a penis!.
The next day at school Jenny says that she couldn't find out what a penis was so Johnny says he'd show her!.
With a big grin on his face he flops his out and says, Thats a cock!
Anything smaller is a penis!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school!.
Usually she slept through the class!.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe!?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear!. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep!.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber!. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again!. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep!.
Then the teacher asked April a third question!. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child!?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin!. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ****!"
The Teacher fainted!.
One day there was this little boy named Johny he had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand and asked the teacher "can I go to the bathroom!." she said no!.
Then 5 mins later he raised his hand and said "damit I have to piss can I go to the bathroom!."She said "no not with that mouth!."She said now go to the corner and say your a,b,c's!.frontwords and backwords
He went to the corner and said "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u!.!.!.
Then he said "z,y,x,w,v,u,t,s,r,q,o,n,m,l,k,j,i,h,g,f!.!.!.
Then she said "Where is the p!."
Lil Johny said "Running down my leg!."
The teacher says, "Okay, class, we're going to play a game today!. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' in it!."
Claude says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework!."
The teacher says, "Very good, Claude!."
Mary says, "The sky is very dark!.!.!. perhaps it's going to rain!." The teacher says, "Very good, Mary!."
She calls on Little Johnny in the back!.
Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles!. Perhaps they were gonna pee on the piano!."
Little Johnny goes to school one day and the teacher has a brown paper bag
She reaches her hand in it and says it's round, it's got a stem, and it's got a leaf!.
Little Johnny raises his hand and says it's an apple, it's an apple!.
Then he says now let me give you one!.
He reaches his hand in his pocket and says it's round, it's hard , and it's got a head!.
The teacher says Ohh Johnny that's grose!.
Little Johnny says no it's a quater but I like the way you're thinking!.
One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight !?"!.
His teacher replies "NO"
Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me"!.
"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies!.
Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger"!.
She again says "NO"!.
"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again!.
"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher!.
Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"
Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either"!.
One day a lady from the church had come over and had given a gift for all the wonderful sermons that her husband has given!.
Mrs!. Johnson had said, "Thank you very much but what is it!?"
The lady said, "It is a Damn ham!."
Mrs!. Johnson looked shocked and said, "Don't speak that way to me, don't you know that I am the preachers wife!"
The lady said, "Yes, yes I know, but that is the brand name of the ham!"
Mrs!. Johnson said, "ooh I see well thank you" and the lady left!.
Later that night when Mrs!. Johnson was cooking dinner the preacher came into the kitchen and said, "Mmmm! That smells really good! What is it!?"
Mrs!. Johnson said," Well thats your dinner tonight, some Damn Ham"
The preacher was shocked and said, "Don't speak to me that way! Don't you know who I am!?"
Mrs!. Johnson said, "Yes, yes! I know who you are! It is just the brand name!"
The preacher said, "Oh! I see! Well it smells great!"
That night when dinner was ready she had set it out on the table!. The corn, mashed potatoes, rolls, and ham!
When the family sat down they said their prayers and began to eat!. The preacher said to his wife, "Could you please pass me some of that Damn ham!?"
The wife said "sure"!.
Then little Johnny said, "Alright dad! While you're at it can you pass me the ******* mashed potatoes!"
One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definately in a sentence!. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her!.
She said, "The sky is definately blue!"
"I'm sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc!.!. any body else!?"
Timmy raised his hand and said, "The grass is definately green!."
"I'm sorry Timmy that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else!?"
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher do farts have lumps!?"
The teacher says, "no why!?"
Johnny says, "Then I definately **** my pants!"
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo!. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture!.
Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class!.
One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs!."
"Very good, William," said the teacher!.
"My mommy had a baby," said little Esther!.
"Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher!. Finally, little Johnny raises his hand!. With much fear and trepidation, the teacher calls on him!.
"I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger!. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians!. And they all attacked at one time!. And he killed every one of them with his two guns!."
The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do with sex education, Johnny!?"
" It'll teach those Indians not to **** with the Lone Ranger!."
One day little Johnny was playing with his toy train and it was going round and round when he stoped it he said, "all you sons of bitches getting on get on, and all you sons of bitches gettin off get off!."
His mother comes in and says, "What did you say young man!? Go to your room and think about what you said!."
So after 4 hours his mother comes and says, "Come eat some supper and then you can play with your train again!."
After supper little Johnny goes back to his train and says, "all you sons of bitches getting on get on, and all you sons of bitches gettin off get off, and all you sons of bitches pissed off about the delay, talk to the ***** in the kitchen!"
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth!. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc!. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today!?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven!."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart!."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response!. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds!. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this!.
Little Johnny said, "Well!.!.!.every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there!?'"
Little Johnny's neighbor has just had a little boy!. The only problem is that the baby doesn't have any ears!. Everyone who comes to see the baby compliments the woman on it's looks, but no one mentions the fact that it doesn't have any ears!.
Suddenly, the Mother sees Little Johnny coming over from next door!. She becomes very worried because she thinks that he is going to make fun of the baby!.
When he enters the house, he compliments the baby on everything without mentioning its' ears!. Without warning, he says," he has beautiful eyes, does he have 20/20 vision!?"
So she thanks him and asks why!.
Finally he says,"Well, it's a damn good thing because if he didn't, he wouldn't have damn thing to hang his glasses on now would he!?"
thats all that fits!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Usually she slept through the class!.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe!?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear!. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep!.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber!. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again!. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep!.
Then the teacher asked April a third question!. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child!?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin!. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ****!"
The Teacher fainted!.
One day there was this little boy named Johny he had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand and asked the teacher "can I go to the bathroom!." she said no!.
Then 5 mins later he raised his hand and said "damit I have to piss can I go to the bathroom!."She said "no not with that mouth!."She said now go to the corner and say your a,b,c's!.frontwords and backwords
He went to the corner and said "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u!.!.!.
Then he said "z,y,x,w,v,u,t,s,r,q,o,n,m,l,k,j,i,h,g,f!.!.!.
Then she said "Where is the p!."
Lil Johny said "Running down my leg!."
The teacher says, "Okay, class, we're going to play a game today!. I want everyone to give me a sentence with the word 'perhaps' in it!."
Claude says, "Perhaps if we are good, the teacher won't give us any homework!."
The teacher says, "Very good, Claude!."
Mary says, "The sky is very dark!.!.!. perhaps it's going to rain!." The teacher says, "Very good, Mary!."
She calls on Little Johnny in the back!.
Johnny says, "Yesterday, when I got home from school, my sister and her music teacher both had their pants down to their ankles!. Perhaps they were gonna pee on the piano!."
Little Johnny goes to school one day and the teacher has a brown paper bag
She reaches her hand in it and says it's round, it's got a stem, and it's got a leaf!.
Little Johnny raises his hand and says it's an apple, it's an apple!.
Then he says now let me give you one!.
He reaches his hand in his pocket and says it's round, it's hard , and it's got a head!.
The teacher says Ohh Johnny that's grose!.
Little Johnny says no it's a quater but I like the way you're thinking!.
One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight !?"!.
His teacher replies "NO"
Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me"!.
"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies!.
Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger"!.
She again says "NO"!.
"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again!.
"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher!.
Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"
Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either"!.
One day a lady from the church had come over and had given a gift for all the wonderful sermons that her husband has given!.
Mrs!. Johnson had said, "Thank you very much but what is it!?"
The lady said, "It is a Damn ham!."
Mrs!. Johnson looked shocked and said, "Don't speak that way to me, don't you know that I am the preachers wife!"
The lady said, "Yes, yes I know, but that is the brand name of the ham!"
Mrs!. Johnson said, "ooh I see well thank you" and the lady left!.
Later that night when Mrs!. Johnson was cooking dinner the preacher came into the kitchen and said, "Mmmm! That smells really good! What is it!?"
Mrs!. Johnson said," Well thats your dinner tonight, some Damn Ham"
The preacher was shocked and said, "Don't speak to me that way! Don't you know who I am!?"
Mrs!. Johnson said, "Yes, yes! I know who you are! It is just the brand name!"
The preacher said, "Oh! I see! Well it smells great!"
That night when dinner was ready she had set it out on the table!. The corn, mashed potatoes, rolls, and ham!
When the family sat down they said their prayers and began to eat!. The preacher said to his wife, "Could you please pass me some of that Damn ham!?"
The wife said "sure"!.
Then little Johnny said, "Alright dad! While you're at it can you pass me the ******* mashed potatoes!"
One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definately in a sentence!. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her!.
She said, "The sky is definately blue!"
"I'm sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc!.!. any body else!?"
Timmy raised his hand and said, "The grass is definately green!."
"I'm sorry Timmy that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else!?"
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher do farts have lumps!?"
The teacher says, "no why!?"
Johnny says, "Then I definately **** my pants!"
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo!. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture!.
Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class!.
One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs!."
"Very good, William," said the teacher!.
"My mommy had a baby," said little Esther!.
"Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher!. Finally, little Johnny raises his hand!. With much fear and trepidation, the teacher calls on him!.
"I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger!. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians!. And they all attacked at one time!. And he killed every one of them with his two guns!."
The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do with sex education, Johnny!?"
" It'll teach those Indians not to **** with the Lone Ranger!."
One day little Johnny was playing with his toy train and it was going round and round when he stoped it he said, "all you sons of bitches getting on get on, and all you sons of bitches gettin off get off!."
His mother comes in and says, "What did you say young man!? Go to your room and think about what you said!."
So after 4 hours his mother comes and says, "Come eat some supper and then you can play with your train again!."
After supper little Johnny goes back to his train and says, "all you sons of bitches getting on get on, and all you sons of bitches gettin off get off, and all you sons of bitches pissed off about the delay, talk to the ***** in the kitchen!"
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth!. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc!. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today!?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven!."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart!."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response!. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds!. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this!.
Little Johnny said, "Well!.!.!.every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there!?'"
Little Johnny's neighbor has just had a little boy!. The only problem is that the baby doesn't have any ears!. Everyone who comes to see the baby compliments the woman on it's looks, but no one mentions the fact that it doesn't have any ears!.
Suddenly, the Mother sees Little Johnny coming over from next door!. She becomes very worried because she thinks that he is going to make fun of the baby!.
When he enters the house, he compliments the baby on everything without mentioning its' ears!. Without warning, he says," he has beautiful eyes, does he have 20/20 vision!?"
So she thanks him and asks why!.
Finally he says,"Well, it's a damn good thing because if he didn't, he wouldn't have damn thing to hang his glasses on now would he!?"
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i have one in mind!. check it out!. " a teacher said to a student that the homework is a "piece ot cake"!. Then, the student ate his homework!. Then, the teacher said to the student, where is your homework and the student said!. you said the homework was a "piece of cake" how was that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs!?!."
The teacher answered "Why do you ask that!?"
Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The teacher answered "Why do you ask that!?"
Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I don't!.Www@Enter-QA@Com