Mums & babies, is this funny?!
Question: Mums & babies, is this funny!?
Q: Should I have a baby after 35!?
A: No, 35 children is enough!.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now!. When will my baby move!?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college!.
Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu!?
A: If it's the flu, you'll get better!.
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving!?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant!.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex!?
A: Childbirth!.
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me!. Why!?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are!.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational!.
A: So what's your question!?
Q: What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model!?
A: Nothing (if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him)!.
Q: How long is the average woman in labor!?
A: Whatever she says divided by two!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: No, 35 children is enough!.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now!. When will my baby move!?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college!.
Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu!?
A: If it's the flu, you'll get better!.
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving!?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant!.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex!?
A: Childbirth!.
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me!. Why!?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are!.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational!.
A: So what's your question!?
Q: What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model!?
A: Nothing (if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him)!.
Q: How long is the average woman in labor!?
A: Whatever she says divided by two!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
not keen on the last one but other than that they were quite amusingWww@Enter-QA@Com
As some body who used to be a baby I must take offence to some of those questions as they paint babies in a negative light!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, I've read it before but I love it!.!.!. especially the first answer, "No, 35 children is enough!." :D :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not even a titter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA HA funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is super funny
lmao
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
i liked the first oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones
i liked the first oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com