Stolen blonde joke #2?!
Question: Stolen blonde joke #2!?
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane!. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence!. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50!.00!. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted!.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star!?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5!. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs!?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled!. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer!. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50!.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question!?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star!?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5!. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs!?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled!. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer!. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50!.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question!?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
nice man
me and my friends were laughing our @$$es offWww@Enter-QA@Com
me and my friends were laughing our @$$es offWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!. NOT SO BLONDE AFTERALL IS SHE!
This made me smile!.
It would be good if the floor of the plane was covered in cornflakes, so everytime the lawyer got up to pee, he would make loud crunching noises and disturb the lady in the racoon costume! Across the isle!
!.!.!.That would just add some more pizzazzWww@Enter-QA@Com
This made me smile!.
It would be good if the floor of the plane was covered in cornflakes, so everytime the lawyer got up to pee, he would make loud crunching noises and disturb the lady in the racoon costume! Across the isle!
!.!.!.That would just add some more pizzazzWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL THATS HILARIOUSWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
blondes are actually smart! don't mess with them!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL
FUNNY :)
the blonde made a profit of $40 :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
FUNNY :)
the blonde made a profit of $40 :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
I liked it :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, well she's not so dumb after all!Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute, have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahah
thats soo funny
u made me smile :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats soo funny
u made me smile :)Www@Enter-QA@Com