Is it all a matter of size?!
Question: Is it all a matter of size!?
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big cigarette lighter!.
He asks the man,"Where did you get such a big lighter!?"
The man replies,"See that guy playing the piano over there!?
He's a genie and he'll grant you one wish!."
So the guy walks over to the genie and says,"Hey Genie, I wish for a million bucks!."
All of a sudden the room fills up with a million ducks!.
The man walks over to the guy with the lighter and says, "That genie is a little hard of hearing isn't he!?"
The guy replies, "No kidding! You think I asked for a 10 inch Bic!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
He asks the man,"Where did you get such a big lighter!?"
The man replies,"See that guy playing the piano over there!?
He's a genie and he'll grant you one wish!."
So the guy walks over to the genie and says,"Hey Genie, I wish for a million bucks!."
All of a sudden the room fills up with a million ducks!.
The man walks over to the guy with the lighter and says, "That genie is a little hard of hearing isn't he!?"
The guy replies, "No kidding! You think I asked for a 10 inch Bic!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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