Want to Crack a smile :) Read these Jokes!?!
Question: Want to Crack a smile :) Read these Jokes!!?
1 man was sitting in the sea
he saw a crab
The crab said " One two Three When a One is a two Never again be Three"
I smiled and said
" Well if Your so obsessed with 1,2,3- What about 29!"
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :) I LOVE THAT ONE!
There was a teacher- and one of her students asked her a question " Miss " they cried " whats the batterie" and she replyed
" well kids if i told you that- I'm afraid the suprise would be Ruined" then One of the kids said " The suprise is ruined by your lunch already miss!"
Loool
and the last one
what did the orange say to the pear when they were in the tanning booth
" I dont really see any difference in my Skin tone Sir"
Hope they made u Crack a smile- Because they are so Hilariously Random!Www@Enter-QA@Com
he saw a crab
The crab said " One two Three When a One is a two Never again be Three"
I smiled and said
" Well if Your so obsessed with 1,2,3- What about 29!"
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :) I LOVE THAT ONE!
There was a teacher- and one of her students asked her a question " Miss " they cried " whats the batterie" and she replyed
" well kids if i told you that- I'm afraid the suprise would be Ruined" then One of the kids said " The suprise is ruined by your lunch already miss!"
Loool
and the last one
what did the orange say to the pear when they were in the tanning booth
" I dont really see any difference in my Skin tone Sir"
Hope they made u Crack a smile- Because they are so Hilariously Random!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
there really not that funny but you gave it a try so good JobWww@Enter-QA@Com
sry they weren't funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I can see that you are an eight year old, so yeah they were funny!. Did that boost your self-esteem!? Good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
WTF was that!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
made me crack a smile
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
made me crack a smile
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
I DONT UNDERSTAND NE OF THEMWww@Enter-QA@Com
dumbWww@Enter-QA@Com
they make no senseWww@Enter-QA@Com
sorry!.!. but i dont get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get them and I don't think it is because I'm blonde!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com