Good Yo Momma Jokes?!


Question: Good Yo Momma Jokes!?
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your mom is like a toy roller coaster, plastic, and gets ridden by little people!.
your mom is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans
your mom is like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn
your mom is like a kiddy pool, inflatable and gets filled by kidsWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo Momma is so fat she uses a matress as a maxi-pad!.
Yo Momma is so stupid she thought time was speeding up cuz she thought the meter in the taxi was a clock!.
Yo Momma is so hairy that she buys three perms, one for her head and the other two for her arms!.
Yo Momma is so stupid that she thought George Bush and Dick Cheney were gay porn stars!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo momma so poor, she bounces food stamps!!

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!

Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway!.

Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk!.

Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money!.

Yo Momma so poor she can't afford the o or the r!.

Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving!."

Yo Momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!

Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo Momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway!.

Yo Momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk!.

Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp!.

Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps!.

Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags!. I said, "What ya doin'!?" She said, "Buying luggage!."

Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut!.

Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!.

Yo Momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money!.

Yo Momma so poor you go out for sunday pushes of the skateboard Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe!?

Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!

Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus!.

Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, "There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!"

Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner!."

Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals!."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning!.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it!."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies!.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars!.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her!.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already!?"

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!.

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints!.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours!. !. !.for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween!.

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her!.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away!.

Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound!.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahaha!.!.!.
"Yo mama is just like LimeWire- she's free and you get a virus"
"What's the difference between a whore and yo mama!? The whore gets paid"
"They took a video of yo mama in the shower and called it Gorillas in the Mist"
Those are a few of my favorites lol!. There's a ton on google though!. Me and my friends used to have yo mama contests when we were little all the time haha!.

Love Haleigh<3Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mamma's so fat she got more chins than the hong kong phone book!.

Yo mamma's so dumb she stuck the phone up her a$$ and said she was making a booty call!.

Yo mamma's so fat i went to swerve her in my car and ran out of petrol!.

Yo mamma's so stupid she put make-up all over her forhead to make up her mind!.

Yo mamma's so ugly she scares jigsaw!.

Yo mamma's so old she owes Jesus 5 bucks!

Yo mamma's so stupid she waited at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!

Yo mamma's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared,

Yo mamma's so ugly your dad throws the ugly stick and she fetches it every time!.

Yo mamma's so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her!.

lol!.

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yo momma so ugly!.!.!.!.she made an onion cry!.
yo momma so stupid!.!.!.!.she sold her car for gas money!.
yo momma so hairy!.!.!.!.big foot took pictures of her!.
yo momma so stupid!.!.!.!.she had to put makeup on her head to "makeup"her mind!.I forgot the rest!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

this is sort of a song like thing it goes!.!.!.Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, i slept with yo momma, now it burns when i pee!.!.!.i love that one!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama so stupid!.!.!.!. she told the doctor she was going thru some changes!.!.!.!. the dr!. replied!.!.!.!. "When did you notice this!?"!.!.!.!. She said when the change fell out of my pocket onto the bathroom floor!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo Momma so fat that when she has sex she has to give directions!.

Yo Momma so fat that she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo momma so fat when they showed her a picture of her feet she couldn't Identify them!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mama so fat, that she jumped and went straight to hell!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

your momma is so short she models for trophiesWww@Enter-QA@Com

there is lots on googleWww@Enter-QA@Com



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