Any good funny jokes out there?!
Question: Any good funny jokes out there!?
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Answers:
okay!. im' gonna try not to do any dead baby jokes, but that narrows it down from a million to about four!.
a guy walks into a bar, takes a drink and looks in his pocket!. then he takes another drink and looks in his pocket again!. then another drink and looks in his pocket again!.
then he tips the bartender and leaves, but then the bartender asks, "Why were you looking in your pocket after every drink!?"
and the man says, "when my wife starts to look good i know i've had too much to drink"Www@Enter-QA@Com
a guy walks into a bar, takes a drink and looks in his pocket!. then he takes another drink and looks in his pocket again!. then another drink and looks in his pocket again!.
then he tips the bartender and leaves, but then the bartender asks, "Why were you looking in your pocket after every drink!?"
and the man says, "when my wife starts to look good i know i've had too much to drink"Www@Enter-QA@Com
blonde joke :\
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it!.
"Impossible!" says the doctor!. "Show me!."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more!. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed!. Everywhere she touched made her scream!.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you!?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde!."
"I thought so," the doctor said!. "Your finger is broken!."
i no more, but there a poor excuse for a joke :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it!.
"Impossible!" says the doctor!. "Show me!."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more!. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed!. Everywhere she touched made her scream!.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you!?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde!."
"I thought so," the doctor said!. "Your finger is broken!."
i no more, but there a poor excuse for a joke :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Once upon a time, this wealthy man had a son!. That son was about to graduate so the father said, "Son, you have made me proud!. I am wealthy and I can buy anything for you!. What do you want as a gift for your graduation!?" The son replied, "1000 golf balls!." The father, confused and bewildered, did not ask any questions and ordered 1000 golf balls for his son!.
4 years later, the son had graduated from college!. The father said, "Son, you have made me very proud again!. I am very wealthy,and I can buy anything you want!. What is that you want for a gift!?" The son replied, "1000 golf balls!." The father was confused again, but didn't ask any questions!. He bought his son 1000 golf balls!.
10 years later his son had made his first million dollars and the father was proud!. So the father again asked, "Son, I am very wealthy!. Even more wealthy than you!. What is it you want as a gift!?" The son replied, "1000 golf balls!." The father was confused and a little furious, but he bought the golf balls anyway!.
4 years later, the son was sick!. The father was scared and sad!. He wanted to buy his son a gift!. And you should know by now that the son wants golf balls and the father will just buy it anyway!.
The father bought the golf balls and decided to deliver it to his son!. The son was happy and said, " Thank you!."
The father was curious about the golf balls so he finally decided to ask, "Son, I want to know why you ask for golf balls for all your gifts!.!.!. Pleases tell me!.!.!." The son was reluctant at first, but decided to tell him!. The son said, "Well, dad!.!.!. I wanted those golf balls because!.!.!." The son died without finishing his answer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
4 years later, the son had graduated from college!. The father said, "Son, you have made me very proud again!. I am very wealthy,and I can buy anything you want!. What is that you want for a gift!?" The son replied, "1000 golf balls!." The father was confused again, but didn't ask any questions!. He bought his son 1000 golf balls!.
10 years later his son had made his first million dollars and the father was proud!. So the father again asked, "Son, I am very wealthy!. Even more wealthy than you!. What is it you want as a gift!?" The son replied, "1000 golf balls!." The father was confused and a little furious, but he bought the golf balls anyway!.
4 years later, the son was sick!. The father was scared and sad!. He wanted to buy his son a gift!. And you should know by now that the son wants golf balls and the father will just buy it anyway!.
The father bought the golf balls and decided to deliver it to his son!. The son was happy and said, " Thank you!."
The father was curious about the golf balls so he finally decided to ask, "Son, I want to know why you ask for golf balls for all your gifts!.!.!. Pleases tell me!.!.!." The son was reluctant at first, but decided to tell him!. The son said, "Well, dad!.!.!. I wanted those golf balls because!.!.!." The son died without finishing his answer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A woman with a baby gets on a bus!. The driver looks at the baby and says, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!." The woman storms to the back of the bus in a huff!. She says to a man sitting next to her, "That bus driver just insulted me!." The man says, "You don't have to take that from him!. You go up there and tell him off!. Go ahead, I'll watch your monkey!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is an actual radio conversation between a United States
Navy aircraft carrier (U!.S!.S!. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian
authorities off the coast off Newfoundland in October 1995!. (The radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10/10/95 as authorized by the Freedom of Information Act!.)
CANADIANS:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision!.
AMERICANS:
Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision!.
CANADIANS:
Negative!. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision!.
AMERICANS:
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship!. I say again, divert YOUR course!.
CANADIANS:
No, I say again, you divert YOUR course!.
AMERICANS:
This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln!. The second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet!. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels!. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north!.!.!.
I say again!.!.!.That's one-five degrees north!.!.!.!. or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship!
CANADIANS:
We are a lighthouse!. Your call!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Navy aircraft carrier (U!.S!.S!. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian
authorities off the coast off Newfoundland in October 1995!. (The radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10/10/95 as authorized by the Freedom of Information Act!.)
CANADIANS:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision!.
AMERICANS:
Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision!.
CANADIANS:
Negative!. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision!.
AMERICANS:
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship!. I say again, divert YOUR course!.
CANADIANS:
No, I say again, you divert YOUR course!.
AMERICANS:
This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln!. The second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet!. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels!. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north!.!.!.
I say again!.!.!.That's one-five degrees north!.!.!.!. or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship!
CANADIANS:
We are a lighthouse!. Your call!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
many times, many people make jokes about blonds!.
how about a blond making blond's jokes!?
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=eIA1VS2bD!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
how about a blond making blond's jokes!?
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=eIA1VS2bD!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
laugh
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This a racist joke soo people please dont get offended!.
Why are black people good at basketball!?
Running , shooting, stealingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why are black people good at basketball!?
Running , shooting, stealingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Cheesy:
Q: Did you hear about the peanut on the subway!?
A: It was assaulted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q: Did you hear about the peanut on the subway!?
A: It was assaulted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What is the middle of China!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
a good joke is!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. ur faceWww@Enter-QA@Com