For all the ladies out there!?!

A GIRL'S PRAYER

Lord, before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who's willy's thick and long
One who thinks before he speaks
When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks
I pray that he is gainfully employed
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh, send me a man who will make love to my mind
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind!?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin'
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me no end
And never attempt to shag my best friend
And as I kneel and pray by my bed
I look at the d*ckhead you sent me instead
Amen!.

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