Anyone know any good dirty jokes?!
Question: Anyone know any good dirty jokes!?
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There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row!. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1!. to be shot
2!. to be hung
3!. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death!.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head!."!. Boom, he was dead instantly!.
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me!." (Snap, he was dead!.)
Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff!."
They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing!. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy!. Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did!. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over!.
Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you!?"
The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid!.!.!.!.!.I'm wearing a condom!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. to be shot
2!. to be hung
3!. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death!.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head!."!. Boom, he was dead instantly!.
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me!." (Snap, he was dead!.)
Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff!."
They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing!. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy!. Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did!. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over!.
Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you!?"
The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid!.!.!.!.!.I'm wearing a condom!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your mom's so nasty when she takes off her pad it sounds like velcro!.
Your mom's so loose when she sits on a bar stool she falls straight to the floor!.
A little boy walked in on his mom while she was in the shower and seen her hairy vagina so he asked her what it was and she said it was a wash cloth!. A few days later the boy comes running out the house to his mother in the garden crying so she asked him what's wrong!. He tells her the maid is in the house and she stole your wash cloth and is washing daddy's face!.
A man goes to make a donation he see there are 2 lines!. One for blood and one for sperm!. Blood is paying 10 dollars and Sperm is paying 20 dollars so he steps in the sperm line!. He then notice there is a woman standing in front of him so he taps her on the shoulder and says "Miss you are in the wrong line!." She then turns around shaking her head no saying "hmmmmmmm ummmmmm hmmmmm!."
Have you heard the new gay pickup line for men!? If your at the bar a guy comes up to the other guy and ask "Hey can I push your stool in for you!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your mom's so loose when she sits on a bar stool she falls straight to the floor!.
A little boy walked in on his mom while she was in the shower and seen her hairy vagina so he asked her what it was and she said it was a wash cloth!. A few days later the boy comes running out the house to his mother in the garden crying so she asked him what's wrong!. He tells her the maid is in the house and she stole your wash cloth and is washing daddy's face!.
A man goes to make a donation he see there are 2 lines!. One for blood and one for sperm!. Blood is paying 10 dollars and Sperm is paying 20 dollars so he steps in the sperm line!. He then notice there is a woman standing in front of him so he taps her on the shoulder and says "Miss you are in the wrong line!." She then turns around shaking her head no saying "hmmmmmmm ummmmmm hmmmmm!."
Have you heard the new gay pickup line for men!? If your at the bar a guy comes up to the other guy and ask "Hey can I push your stool in for you!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A little girl is watching 2 monkey's do it on the discovery channel!.
So she asks her mom" Mommy, mommy what are those 2 monkey's doing!?"
The mom replies "Making cupcakes!."
So the little girl goes into her sisters room and she's doing it with her bf, and she asks"Sister sister, what are you doing!?"
The sister replies" Making cupcakes!."
She goes back to her mom and says" I know what you and daddy were doing last night!."
The mom replies" And what was that dear!?"
The little girl replies"Making cupcakes!!."
The mom replies" How did you know that!?"
and the little girl says "Because I licked the frosting off the couch!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
So she asks her mom" Mommy, mommy what are those 2 monkey's doing!?"
The mom replies "Making cupcakes!."
So the little girl goes into her sisters room and she's doing it with her bf, and she asks"Sister sister, what are you doing!?"
The sister replies" Making cupcakes!."
She goes back to her mom and says" I know what you and daddy were doing last night!."
The mom replies" And what was that dear!?"
The little girl replies"Making cupcakes!!."
The mom replies" How did you know that!?"
and the little girl says "Because I licked the frosting off the couch!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Once there was a man who was in love with a beautiful woman and he wanted to marry her!. The woman told him that before they could get married he would have to ask her father, who was a farmer!. So the next day the man went to the farmer and said, "Sir I love your daughter very much and I would like to ask for her hand in marriage!." The farmer sat there and looked at him for a moment and said, "I will let you marry her, but first you must complete a test!." Willing to do anything to be able to marry the girl the man agreed!. The farmer said, "first you must jump the fence, swim the river and screw the cow in the barn!." The man thought that it sounded easy enough so he did it!. When he got finished he asked the farmer, "O!.k!. now can I marry your daughter!?" The farmer couldn't believe that the man had actually done those things and thinking it was funny he told the man to do it again! So the man jumped the fence, swam the river, and screwed the cow, again! When he was finished the man went back to the farmer and asked "Now may I marry your daughter!?" By this time the farmer was amazed that the man did all that a second time, and wondered if he would do it a third, so the farmer said, "O!.k!. if you do all that one more time I will let you marry my daughter!." So the man did it again!. He jumped the fence, swam, the river, and screwed the cow!. When he came back to the farmer this time, the farmer said, "O!.k!. now you can marry my daughter!." The man said, "To hell with you daughter, how much do you want for the cow!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Little Susie's beginning her monthly bleeding, but isnt quite sure wots going on!. Embarrassed about telling her parents she decides to go visit her good friend jonnie!. Susie lifts up her dress, pulls down her panties and shows jonnie the problem!. ' do you know whats wrong!?' susie asks!.
'Well im no doctor,' Jonnie replies 'but i think someone cut your balls off'Www@Enter-QA@Com
'Well im no doctor,' Jonnie replies 'but i think someone cut your balls off'Www@Enter-QA@Com
I do but some prat always reports them and I get a violation e-mail and lose 10 points!. I've been suspended 4 times already!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob!?
If we dont get some support around here people are going to think we're nutsWww@Enter-QA@Com
If we dont get some support around here people are going to think we're nutsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, a lot of people know good dirty jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
a pig tripped in the mudWww@Enter-QA@Com