I live buy these rules do you?!
Question: I live buy these rules do you!?
The Procrastinator's Creed:
1!. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already!.
2!. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses!.
3!. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration!.
4!. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them!.
5!. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations!.
6!. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given!.
7!. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero!.
8!. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year!.
9!. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind!.
10!. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it!.
11!. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task!.
12!. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan!.
13!. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever!.
14!. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already!.
2!. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses!.
3!. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration!.
4!. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them!.
5!. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations!.
6!. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given!.
7!. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero!.
8!. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year!.
9!. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind!.
10!. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it!.
11!. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task!.
12!. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan!.
13!. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever!.
14!. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Sounds good to me
I put off answering this question for as long as I could!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I put off answering this question for as long as I could!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sounds like my engineering lecturer!
lazy bastard lost my assignment and hasn't marked anything I've given him for almost a year now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lazy bastard lost my assignment and hasn't marked anything I've given him for almost a year now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHAHA - sweet!!! LOL!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is definitely my creed!.
Weren't you supposed to organize the ancient order of the Two Headed Turtles!? Oh well, l'll just wait!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and wait!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Weren't you supposed to organize the ancient order of the Two Headed Turtles!? Oh well, l'll just wait!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and wait!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehehehe these rules are what I live by ! No!.2 & NO!.14!. LMAO!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Handle every stressful situation like a dog!.
If you can't eat it or hump it!.!.!.!.!.
Piss on it and walk away!.
(at least that's my rule)Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you can't eat it or hump it!.!.!.!.!.
Piss on it and walk away!.
(at least that's my rule)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good ones! Funny! lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Finally! Someone who shares my values!Www@Enter-QA@Com
number 1 and number 5 are against each other,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
amen!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Holy Crappies how true!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What you talking about i wrote these rulesWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's great Quizard, I just emailed it to all my friends!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, I see that people are so for procrastinating responding to you!. He heWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one, lmao ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you forgot one
15!. No job so important no service so great we don,t have time for a coffee breakWww@Enter-QA@Com
15!. No job so important no service so great we don,t have time for a coffee breakWww@Enter-QA@Com