Oh no ... Another Golf Joke ? ... ?!
Question: Oh no !.!.!. Another Golf Joke !? !.!.!. !?
" The truly great things happen when a genius is alone!. This is true especially among golfers!."
J!.R!. CoulsonWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Great!. I Love these one liners!. Here′s a few more!. Enjoy!.
When I left home, my mum said "Don't forget to write", I
thought, "That's unlikely"!.!.!. It's a basic skill isn't it!.!.!.!.
"Exit signs - they're on the way out aren't they!?!." "
This bloke said to me, 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library!.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books!."
"And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him!. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that!?' He said 'Yes, this is my livelihood!.'
So I went to the dentist!. He said "Say Aaah!." I said "Why!?" He said "My dog's died!."
"Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they!? The one I was in went back and forwards!. I thought 'This is unusual'!. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet!."
The price of hearing aids has gone up!? Deaf people across the country are going "how much!?"
"So I got home, and the phone was ringing!. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please!?' And a voice said 'You are!."
"So I rang up my local swimming baths!. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths!?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from!.'"
"I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house!.' He said 'I'm not stopping you!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
When I left home, my mum said "Don't forget to write", I
thought, "That's unlikely"!.!.!. It's a basic skill isn't it!.!.!.!.
"Exit signs - they're on the way out aren't they!?!." "
This bloke said to me, 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library!.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books!."
"And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him!. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that!?' He said 'Yes, this is my livelihood!.'
So I went to the dentist!. He said "Say Aaah!." I said "Why!?" He said "My dog's died!."
"Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they!? The one I was in went back and forwards!. I thought 'This is unusual'!. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet!."
The price of hearing aids has gone up!? Deaf people across the country are going "how much!?"
"So I got home, and the phone was ringing!. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please!?' And a voice said 'You are!."
"So I rang up my local swimming baths!. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths!?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from!.'"
"I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house!.' He said 'I'm not stopping you!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
you mean how people usually manage to get a hole in one but no company is there to withness it!? And when they are with company they don't get a hole in one in a million triesWww@Enter-QA@Com
it's not really a joke!. but i liked it, i sent it to my dad,!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lib G put the book back were you found it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How true, how true! (I wonder how Honey and Jojo were not able to get the punchline)Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
thanks for a laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
what!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get it - where's the punch line!?Www@Enter-QA@Com